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Connor has a mean streak...
Well, it depends on how he appears.
As Bruce Banner, he is likely to be taken in by an Archwizard once his scientific knowledge is discovered. He will be generally pitied for having no magic, but will get most of the luxuries from his life. When his 'condition' is discovered, the Archwizard/Wizard he is working with will use Temporal Stasis to hold the Hulk down while he studies a cure.
As the Big Greenie, his condition is likely to be diagnosed and studied early on, unless he is mistaken for a demon/orc. If he is mistaken, expect a few volleys from the town guard's mage(Calculated to be 1 Isoton in the D&D Calc's thread, here.) Once seen that this won't stop him, the local Archwizard will get involved, throwing larger and larger objects(See the above thread), until either 1) Hulk is forced to succumb from mountains being flung into his skull, or 2) He is hit with Plane Shift/Finger Of Death/similar.
Well, it depends on how he appears.
As Bruce Banner, he is likely to be taken in by an Archwizard once his scientific knowledge is discovered. He will be generally pitied for having no magic, but will get most of the luxuries from his life. When his 'condition' is discovered, the Archwizard/Wizard he is working with will use Temporal Stasis to hold the Hulk down while he studies a cure.
As the Big Greenie, his condition is likely to be diagnosed and studied early on, unless he is mistaken for a demon/orc. If he is mistaken, expect a few volleys from the town guard's mage(Calculated to be 1 Isoton in the D&D Calc's thread, here.) Once seen that this won't stop him, the local Archwizard will get involved, throwing larger and larger objects(See the above thread), until either 1) Hulk is forced to succumb from mountains being flung into his skull, or 2) He is hit with Plane Shift/Finger Of Death/similar.
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Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
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*Casts Sympathy*Connor MacLeod wrote:[Rabid Hulk fanwhore]
"Hulk can smash planets and stuff without much effort and shrugs off nukes without a hitch and heasl from any injury. The more you hit him the madder and stronger he gets! (Wanking continues ad-infinitum)"
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Hulk no longer angry.
This is the pure elegance that is a sufficiently advanced magical society...
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Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
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As the master has said, if discovered in his human form, he will be studied. If in his hulk form...
FIRE! " Est kast krinnin sevooth" Bolts of lightning streak from the mages fngers and strike the hulk, electricity arcing across his body... he emerges from the dust unscathed..
" GO get the Archwizard! NOW!" And the town guard mage cast hase on himself an ran toward the Castle...A moment later the Archwizard arrived..
" Young fools" "Hest ast seltar nevar selath" And a green bolt of energy lanced toward the Hulk, and his vanished in a puff of dust
FIRE! " Est kast krinnin sevooth" Bolts of lightning streak from the mages fngers and strike the hulk, electricity arcing across his body... he emerges from the dust unscathed..
" GO get the Archwizard! NOW!" And the town guard mage cast hase on himself an ran toward the Castle...A moment later the Archwizard arrived..
" Young fools" "Hest ast seltar nevar selath" And a green bolt of energy lanced toward the Hulk, and his vanished in a puff of dust
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BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/
Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Factio republicanum delenda est