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The Dangers of Weightlifting

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Oh my god.....

This has to be the most disturbing thing I have EVER seen and read...


http: //poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

warning-disgusting picture~Olrik

Oh, for fuck's sake, Poe. Warn the people and break the link.
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WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?!?!?! :shock: :shock:
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On the other hand.. Did you really mean to post that pic or is this a remote linking incident?
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Holy fuck. I suppose I should point out that thousands of people lift weights for decades without this happening, and that this was either some kind of freak event or a grotesque forgery.
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Colonel Olrik wrote:On the other hand.. Did you really mean to post that pic or is this a remote linking incident?
Err...I didn't even check! I thought I posted the webpage with the picture and story! Sorry....

But read the story behind that picture!
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Lord Poe wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:On the other hand.. Did you really mean to post that pic or is this a remote linking incident?
Err...I didn't even check! I thought I posted the webpage with the picture and story! Sorry....

But read the story behind that picture!
Where is the story? Maybe you can copy past it.
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Darth Wong wrote:Holy fuck. I suppose I should point out that thousands of people lift weights for decades without this happening, and that this was either some kind of freak event or a grotesque forgery.
I've heard about a morbidly obese person with a bad hernia that this happened to as well!
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Colonel Olrik wrote:Where is the story? Maybe you can copy past it.
Go to the link, the story is right under the picture.

Did I accidentally hit the [IMG] tag instead of the [URL] tag?
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Hm, this was posted before, I think, or I saw it discredited on Snopes or something...
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Lord Poe wrote: Did I accidentally hit the [IMG] tag instead of the [URL] tag?
No, I simply didn't notice the text. The figure is to large for it to appear, and I didn't scroll down. I think it's a fake. The photo is Far too clean, even considering this may happen.
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I had the browser window set small so I only saw part of the image. Thank god. It looked like something was coming out of his anus. I really don't want to see what it looked like. :o :shock:
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Demiurge wrote:I had the browser window set small so I only saw part of the image. Thank god. It looked like something was coming out of his anus. I really don't want to see what it looked like. :o :shock:
Something WAS coming out of his anus. Specifically, his rectum.

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Dalton wrote:Hm, this was posted before, I think, or I saw it discredited on Snopes or something...
Yes Snopes discredited it as a gross forgery,and i had to search for lesbian porn to cleanse my eyes and mind of this horrible vision.
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Dalton wrote:Hm, this was posted before, I think, or I saw it discredited on Snopes or something...
I checked on snopes, but couldn't find anything.
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Montcalm wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hm, this was posted before, I think, or I saw it discredited on Snopes or something...
Yes Snopes discredited it as a gross forgery,and i had to search for lesbian porn to cleanse my eyes and mind of this horrible vision.
Ah, here it is.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp

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Lord Poe wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hm, this was posted before, I think, or I saw it discredited on Snopes or something...
I checked on snopes, but couldn't find anything.
That's because they split the word weightlifter...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp
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i rememeber this picture ... and i would prefer not to :)
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Dalton wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hm, this was posted before, I think, or I saw it discredited on Snopes or something...
I checked on snopes, but couldn't find anything.
That's because they split the word weightlifter...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp
Well, that's a relief, then! What some people won't do when they're bored!
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If the pic is real, then I feel very sorry for that person. At least his name is not circulating.
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*Quickly grabs nearby plastic garbge can*

Hgh! hgh! Huurrrrraaaaaallp! *plopplop*spit, ptoo--! Hur...hur.... huuurrraaaallllp! *uck! spit spit!*

Ugh!
The story is fake, but the picture is real!!!

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Yuk, man.
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damn double posts....


ohhh, God..

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In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
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The picture's real? Where does it say that? Oh and an obese drama teacher i knew had it happen to him, apparently.


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Rye wrote:The picture's real? Where does it say that? Oh and an obese drama teacher i knew had it happen to him, apparently.
"Woe is me, to have suffered the slings and arrows of gluttony!"
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Lord Poe wrote:
Rye wrote:The picture's real? Where does it say that? Oh and an obese drama teacher i knew had it happen to him, apparently.
"Woe is me, to have suffered the slings and arrows of gluttony!"
Well the entire story was that he was just on the toilet and nothing would come, so he pushed as hard as he could and his insides twisted out...then, since he was in school toilets, he just shouted for help, and a teacher or pupil came in, and he told them to go get an ambulance.

Dunno whether it's true or not, but he did just leave work rather suddenly without any apparent reason given other than "illness".

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