Masturbation

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-21 12:29am

Well, In one form or another how long have you been doing it.

Me, Well wen i was about 4-6 i would run different temperature water over well the genital region and experiment with hard and soft. Stopped for a few years and then the real fun began. Well come on

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kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-21 01:17am

i discovered the joys of jerking off at age 10 or 11. wish i learned it earlier. :\

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-21 01:29am

This is perhaps the most overdiscussed topic here. I've seen this exact thread roughly 7.92 billion times.

Christ dd, if you want to be accepted here, quit spamming shit.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-21 01:32am

Howedar: Could you post links to all the other threads on this subject?

On topic: 12ish

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-21 01:32am

I don't have all day.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-21 01:35am

Howedar wrote:I don't have all day.

Say it with me everyone.....

CONCESSION ACCEPTED

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-21 01:39am

What's the point in having them if they're lost to the sands of time. While we've seen alot of these threads there are currentley no specific masturbation threads active. If you'd kindly point me to a more recent one i'll gladly reserect that one and leave this one to rot. Otherwise it's nice to have atleast one thread active on the more popular subjects at any given time. As those are the one's with the most posting potential.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-21 01:55am

Around eigth grade. It felt good, that's why.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-21 02:00am

XaLEv wrote:
Howedar wrote:I don't have all day.
Say it with me everyone.....

CONCESSION ACCEPTED

Say it with me everyone...

The search function cannot search for threads (only individual posts) and I don't keep a fucking log of each and every OTF thread.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-21 02:03am

Well nobody else should be expected to find old threads if you aren't expected to find old threads so you just defeated yourself

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Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-21 02:12am

You've been here since February. The fault is yours.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-21 02:14am

So you lost your argument with me because you've been here longer than me. Good use of logic skills.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-21 02:20am

My point was that having been here since February, you really ought to have noticed several of these threads before.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-21 02:24am

Well when you change points you generally have to state it rather than expecting someone to be able to figure it out at 2 am. I'm on the east coast after all. Well I geuss it's bed time when posts stop making sense so this is my que. Good night all.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-21 02:39am

Please, if you don't keep a log of the OTF Howedar, don't expect darthdavid to, either.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-21 02:45am

I felt so guilty when I started -snif-

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-21 02:55am

StarshipTitanic wrote:Please, if you don't keep a log of the OTF Howedar, don't expect darthdavid to, either.

I can't remember the URLs to the threads. I do remember that they existed.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-21 04:05am

You know what's funny, I once actually dated a girl who wanted me to stop masturbating. Did you hear that? STOP MASTURBATING. I told her that I'll stop masturbating when she stops menstrating. Needless to say, that relationship didn't last very long.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-07-21 04:07am

Question : For all those roughly 200 thousand of our troops deployed in Iraq.. how do they get privacy to relieve their.. eer, tension.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-21 04:11am

Doing it in the head. Sometimes it's secret. Sometimes not.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-21 04:13am

Superman wrote:You know what's funny, I once actually dated a girl who wanted me to stop masturbating. Did you hear that? STOP MASTURBATING. I told her that I'll stop masturbating when she stops menstrating. Needless to say, that relationship didn't last very long.

Just tell her that means she needs to be quite willing to be in bed all of the time.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-07-21 04:13am

So if everyone's doing it in the head, they take a while doing it.. what about the poor schmoe that has diarrhea or some such? Poor man.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-07-21 04:19am

Well, in the barracks there are quite a few stalls.

Also Howedar, since when is jerking a substitute for sex? I mean masturbation is masturbation and sex is sex. It is what it is. There's a time and a place for both. Why stop eating steak just because you also have chicken?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-21 06:51am

i cant resist staying out of a good genetalia thread

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-21 06:59am

I discovered it when I was 15. I felt so guilty.