Picked up the marriage licence yesterday. really didn't hit me until i went to bed last night. All i could think was 18 days Just 18 days until the wedding according to the wedding countdown clock sitting atop my vcr courtesy of my soon to be sister-in-law. There is something about that piece of paper.....I know Melissa and I have filled out many of those silly wedding quizzes she finds in the seemingly endless supply of bridal books, but there is something momentous about that paper. I am pretty excited now, i can see the light at the end of the tunnel now. The long year of tux fittings and menu planning and florists and DJ's and phtographers and entire days devoted to the of buying of the silliest things that we will only use once. (personalized bowling shirts for the rehersal for example ) Our mothers trying to one up each other. Not to mention hours of sitting with the pastor biting my tounge for the sake of peace tranquility and for that one hour of Jesus to keep the family at bay. It's all sinking in now. I'll be sure to post and keep you updated on the more ludicris and amusing events....and there will be a great many pictures on the net for all to see. I'm sorry...i'm rambling and i can't seem to get much done today and i figued if i wrote this and got it out of my head i'd be a little more productive but i'm sure it won't be long before i slip back into a state of bewildered amusement. Thanks for letting me blow off some steam.
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
Congrats, BTW how do the quiz books say you match up?
As for song picks, the funniest thing I ever heard at a wedding was someone playing (forgotten the exact title and singer now, ) "I'm stuck with you till the end of time." Hilarious.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Straha wrote:Congrats, BTW how do the quiz books say you match up?
As for song picks, the funniest thing I ever heard at a wedding was someone playing (forgotten the exact title and singer now, ) "I'm stuck with you till the end of time." Hilarious.
we match up pretty good actually. Oh and i have already gotten the OK to have Jimmy Buffett's "Why Don't We Get Drunk (and screw)" towards the end of the night when the bluehairs are good and drunk. Now THAT is a wedding song!
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
Congrats Col., might I suggest White Wedding by Billy Idol be played somewhere?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
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- George Carlin
So.... tell us more about your troubles and worries and inter-family politics...
::Yes I really am Bored::
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Col. Crackpot wrote:the house comes first. then she wants to teach for 5 years then pop out some little crackpots. little versions of me. scary.
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT MONSTER DID YOU ENGAGE YOURSELF TO?!?!?!
More of you, as if one isn't too much, sheeeshh.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Dark Primus wrote:Should we say: "Another one bites the dust" or "Have a great life togather you two love birds"?
Let's compromise and use the theme from Flash Gordon.
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ ,, N() ] don't you understand?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:the house comes first. then she wants to teach for 5 years then pop out some little crackpots. little versions of me. scary.
Kids....*shudder*...I don't mind them when they're small and cute, but then later they can walk and get themselves into trouble and before you know it they're answering back, bleeding you dry and start introducing you to their "friends". The only appropriote quote I can think of right now is "Good luck...Your gunna need it."
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Col. Crackpot wrote:the house comes first. then she wants to teach for 5 years then pop out some little crackpots. little versions of me. scary.
Kids....*shudder*...I don't mind them when they're small and cute, but then later they can walk and get themselves into trouble and before you know it they're answering back, bleeding you dry and start introducing you to their "friends". The only appropriote quote I can think of right now is "Good luck...Your gunna need it."
"I don't mind kids...so long as they go home with their parents at the end of the day."
*starts humming "Another one bites the dust..."*
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
really didn't hit me until i went to bed last night. All i could think was 18 days Just 18 days until the wedding according to the wedding countdown clock sitting atop my vcr courtesy of my soon to be sister-in-law. There is something about that piece of paper.....I know Melissa and I have filled out many of those silly wedding quizzes she finds in the seemingly endless supply of bridal books, but there is something momentous about that paper. I am pretty excited now, i can see the light at the end of the tunnel now. The long year of tux fittings and menu planning and florists and DJ's and phtographers and entire days devoted to the of buying of the silliest things that we will only use once. (personalized bowling shirts for the rehersal for example 
) Our mothers trying to one up each other. Not to mention hours of sitting with the pastor biting my tounge for the sake of peace tranquility and for that one hour of Jesus to keep the family at bay. It's all sinking in now. I'll be sure to post and keep you updated on the more ludicris and amusing events....and there will be a great many pictures on the net for all to see. I'm sorry...i'm rambling and i can't seem to get much done today and i figued if i wrote this and got it out of my head i'd be a little more productive but i'm sure it won't be long before i slip back into a state of bewildered amusement. Thanks for letting me blow off some steam. 
) "I'm stuck with you till the end of time." Hilarious.
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