SARSstock newsflash!

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-07-30 10:59am

Keith Richards has been taken out of cryogenic freeze in anticipation of his performance with the rolling stones tonight! He should be in good form when he has a couple of smokes, drugs and drinks in him. Long live Keith!!!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-30 11:05am

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-07-30 12:14pm

Good God, he looks like shit! Well, I guess we now know the price for immortality...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-30 12:45pm

lnky?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-30 01:09pm

Looks like a blurred painting

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-30 01:31pm

Hes like what.... 70 ?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-30 01:34pm

nah, he's not frozen. they just keep him pickled in a huge vat of Tanqueray.