How not to reverse your car
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How not to reverse your car
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How the fuck does someone DO that..!?
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Easy take a deep breath,start your engine and think like a woman.verilon wrote: How the fuck does someone DO that..!?
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Must have a Polish transmission, five reserve gears and two forward.
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It's more appropriate when applied to WWII-era Italy.Simon H.Johansen wrote:I don't get that joke.Sea Skimmer wrote:Must have a Polish transmission, five reserve gears and two forward.
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Yes... France.. where the nat'l color is yellow and the bird is the chicken.Kuja wrote:Here's the way I first heard it:Simon H.Johansen wrote:I don't get that joke.Sea Skimmer wrote:Must have a Polish transmission, five reserve gears and two forward.
The French military jeep: five reverse gears and one forward (in case of attack from behind).
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Hahahahahahaha...verilon wrote:Yes... France.. where the nat'l color is yellow and the bird is the chicken.Kuja wrote:Here's the way I first heard it:Simon H.Johansen wrote: I don't get that joke.
The French military jeep: five reverse gears and one forward (in case of attack from behind).
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