[b]If you could have three wishes?[/b]

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[b]If you could have three wishes?[/b]

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If some generic genie in a bottle gave you three wishes what would you want?

Personally I would want,
1. A fleet of star destroyers with the best the Imperial Navy has for crews. Including their complements of stormtroopers.

2. My own pyramid made of black marble. It would look nice in my back yard.

3. Force MTV to play good music. (My shitty cable provider doesn't carry MTV2)
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Re: [b]If you could have three wishes?[/b]

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Mr. B wrote:If some generic genie in a bottle gave you three wishes what would you want?
1. A generic genie in a bottle able to grant an unlimited number of wishes.

2. The ability to realize wishes without the aid of a genie.

3. I don't think this one matters anymore. :D

From this point I'd just spend a few decades disposing of the Microsoft Minions, the remaining members of al Qaida, and members of other groups hellbent on evil.
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Yep thats the classic work around
First Wish
I wish for a Genine not currantly attacted to a master and will grant me three wishs but not kill me or doing anything bad to me at the end of the wishing

With that Genine
I wish for a Genine not currantly attacted to a master and will grant me three wishs but not kill me or doing anything bad to me at the end of the wishing

Just keep going till you have what you want

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I'd wish for a billion dollars, an end to stupidity in the world, and then, I'd wish for the genie to get out my life.
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

First wish-a fleet of stardestroyers with the best of the imperial navy for crews.

Second wish-The existence of the force and the ability to manipulate it at will.

Third wish-Mystical magical 60th level D&D type sorcerer powers complete with greater wyrm Amythest dragon familiar named Azeroth.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Hmm put it that way
A Modest Battle Fleet Prehaps 72 Star Destroyers MK II 144 Victory Class SD
Four SSD and one Imperius Class Star Destoyer should round it out well(And if the figure people toss out around here and 20k of Ships that much should be enough to Conquer a Decent sized Amount of Space and Guard it

But then me being me would want much more than that :)

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Mr Bean wrote:Yep thats the classic work around
First Wish
I wish for a Genine not currantly attacted to a master and will grant me three wishs but not kill me or doing anything bad to me at the end of the wishing

With that Genine
I wish for a Genine not currantly attacted to a master and will grant me three wishs but not kill me or doing anything bad to me at the end of the wishing

Just keep going till you have what you want
Those are some packed wishes, I think the genie might say that that would constitute all three.
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1. The blessed rustproof +7 Stormbringer
2. Blessed +7 gray dragon scale mail
3. Blessed fireproof +7 cloak of displacement

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1. The blessed rustproof +7 Stormbringer
2. Blessed +7 gray dragon scale mail
3. Blessed fireproof +7 cloak of displacement
1.Sphere of Annilation on a Stick
Annilation spheres are basicly a Black hole just without the Gravty
Its not ranged rather touch thus making them so dangrous :)
Anything you stick in one does not come back out
Thus its the ultimate weapon :)

I do a bit of cross reading so I learn lots of odd-ball facts

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1-Sex
2-Money
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Hey I can give you all three! Well, not the first one, but the other two I can do.

Just sent 19.95 to P.O. box.......
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1. A Death Star, with a fully stocked, competent crew. (Why get a few Star Destroyes, when you can have a ship as powerful as the entire Imperial navy.

2. 30,000 beautiful women who desire nothing more than to please me sexually.

3. A lifetime supply of any tryptamine derivatives I desire. (Take some 5-MeO-AMT while getting serviced by one of my women and blowing up Mars.) :)
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1. Sure one death-Star is nice
But an Imperius is nealry as good oh and did we mention cool fleet to go with it?


Face it the Death Star is kinda ugly

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The DS isn't ugly, just kind of bland.
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Mr Bean wrote:
1. The blessed rustproof +7 Stormbringer
2. Blessed +7 gray dragon scale mail
3. Blessed fireproof +7 cloak of displacement
1.Sphere of Annilation on a Stick
Annilation spheres are basicly a Black hole just without the Gravty
Its not ranged rather touch thus making them so dangrous :)
Anything you stick in one does not come back out
Thus its the ultimate weapon :)

I do a bit of cross reading so I learn lots of odd-ball facts
Although I'm technically neutral, if I want to be evil, I'll do it in style. Blowing up a planet or galaxy is so passé. I mean, really.

And Stormbringer's not a half-bad sword, either. There's something to be said for drinking the souls of whomever you've just slain. And wtih that armor, I suppose I could even take on the likes of Queen Beryl :)
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1. Force Lightning (forget predictions, the Emperor did a lot and we saw how well that turned out)
2. Lightsaber and the ability to use it without cutting myself up
3. AT-ST (I'll never be late for work again :twisted: )
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1. "A New Hope" on DVD

2. "The Empire Strikes Back" on DVD

3. "Return of the Jedi" on DVD
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1. Omniscience
2. Omnipotence
3. Immortality

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1.Money
2.Money
3. You guessed it, more money.
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3 Wishes

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1. Immortality :D
2. Mind Control abilities that allow me to manipulate anyone into doing anything I wish :twisted:
3. I'd save for use at some future date when I wish to truly torture someone :shock: :twisted:
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Re: 3 Wishes

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(1) Wolverine-style regeneration
(2) Fine-resolution electrodirection with as close to perfect control as I can have (this would allow both telepathy and cool lightning effects)
(3) The ability to mimic anything I see perfectly as if I were expert at it

...now to shop for some retractable claws...
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Post by Howedar »

1. Ability to use Force as shown in SW (better mind control though, no "weak-minded" restriction) - this pretty well takes care of the sex and money requirements
2. A TIE and an ISD, with *very* thorough user's manuals and maintenance guides
3. Generally improved intellegence, physical condition, lifespan, etc. as well as the ability to grand such improvements to anyone I wished
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I just thought i would revive an old thread for some reason or another.... this is kinda old.

... and in response to the question. I dont have anything to wish for outside of money :cry:
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1. Working Infinity Gauntlet
...2 & 3 don't really matter.
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Aaaaaaaaargh!

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