Saw this on the front page of my Washington Times today....

Pablo, Pablo, what have I told you about not being a drug mule?
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You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.Pablo Sanchez wrote:Ah, but what is his middle name?
I move quickly. Being an elite hit-man/thug for the Obregon cartel, while simultaneous serving in the NKVD has taught me to travel fast. Now then...Sea Skimmer wrote:You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.
PPFFFFFFTTTTTTPablo Sanchez wrote:I move quickly. Being an elite hit-man/thug for the Obregon cartel, while simultaneous serving in the NKVD has taught me to travel fast. Now then...Sea Skimmer wrote:You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.
/quiet coughing noises are heard as Pablo pumps three .45 ACP rounds from his SOCOM. They strike Sheppard, Sea Skimmer, and Falkenhorst in each of their skulls. He then pistol whips Ted until his head is a fine mist.
*Laughs as the .45 rounds deflect off his skull, grazing Pablo. Picks up Pablo and throws him through the nearest wall effortlessly before raising his implanted personal shield*Pablo Sanchez wrote:I move quickly. Being an elite hit-man/thug for the Obregon cartel, while simultaneous serving in the NKVD has taught me to travel fast. Now then...Sea Skimmer wrote:You got out of prision and back across the border pretty fast.
/quiet coughing noises are heard as Pablo pumps three .45 ACP rounds from his SOCOM. They strike Sheppard, Sea Skimmer, and Falkenhorst in each of their skulls. He then pistol whips Ted until his head is a fine mist.
What ever you say..IRG CommandoJoe wrote:CommandoJoe quietly slips out of the building, unnoticed by anyone. He pulls out a remote control device, puts his thumb over the big, red, shiny button....and presses the little grey one next to it. The second he pressed the button, [The remote control exploded, killing IRG CommandoJoe].
Lucky, as the mountain the Bunker was dug in under was very tall, the main entrances of the complex where actually near level with the bunkers lower levels. The waster and fish where easily drained out, the Paranas having been accidentally fed valium laced fish intended for bears to be shipped to Australia. As a result they proved disinterested in killing and no losses where suffered.THe Yosemite Bear wrote:At this time Sea Skimmer notices that the bunker has been filled with water and Caribei Paranas. Enjoy your dinner date.
Out of the clear blue, a piano falls out of the sky and lands on Sea Skimmer, instantly killing him.What ever you say..
And on the side is ACMEIRG CommandoJoe wrote:Out of the clear blue, a piano falls out of the sky and lands on Sea Skimmer, instantly killing him.What ever you say..