Padme' VS Wesley Crusher !

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » 2002-09-25 10:16am

I'll pay for this I know, but this thought poped into my head and must be set free.

Who would when?

I think Padame' could take him in a fist fight or a gun fight for than matter. On the other hand Wes does have those funky traveler powers!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-25 10:37am

Hand to hand, Padme all the way.

If Wesley gets to use anything mechanical, he'll give her a better fight.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-09-25 11:02am

Fagboy is toast.

You *never* mess with a princess from the SW universe. What's the record, 2-0?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-25 11:14am

*edited thread so it will look nice and pretty

Chris Walker · Post by **Chris Walker** » 2002-09-25 11:30am

Padme distracts Wesley with her vaguely see-through ripped white top, then delivers a swift kick to the happy-sack. Game over, man ... game over.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » 2002-09-25 11:45am

*edited thread so it will look nice and pretty

Thanks Mr. Bean!

Hmmm...no ones buying the Uber-traveller powers bit. Oh common some trekkie must think there Jedi-level.

Honestly though Padme' would out punch him, out shoot him, and probably out drink him; and look good doing it.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 12:05pm

Chris Walker wrote:Padme distracts Wesley with her vaguely see-through ripped white top, then delivers a swift kick to the happy-sack. Game over, man ... game over.

Problem is that Wesley lost his happy-sack a LONG time ago. Probably his ma bit it off.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-25 12:37pm

Spartan wrote:
*edited thread so it will look nice and pretty
Thanks Mr. Bean!

Hmmm...no ones buying the Uber-traveller powers bit. Oh common some trekkie must think there Jedi-level.

The Traveller is a cosmic fruit, anybody with Traveller "powers" is a fruit.
They're nothing but weirdo magicians who don't really do much.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-25 12:44pm

Padme 0\/\/n2 Wes' ass.

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Hey Spartan, what's your avatar?
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Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-25 12:52pm

[quote="Chris Walker]Padme distracts Wesley with her vaguely see-through ripped white top
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That isn't going to work on him. He's a pansy little fag.

Course she's still kick his ass, just have to use different tactics.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » 2002-09-25 03:45pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

Hey Spartan, what's your avatar?

Its a the cover from issue #1 of Frank Millers historical comic "300". It shows the Spartan king Leonidas who along with 300 Spartans, held off King Xerxes' Ten-thousand man Persian army for three days!

Allowing the Greece to form a combined army to stop the Persians. There sacrifice preserved the western world as Persia would have wiped out Greece. There would never have been a glory that was Rome. God I love that story, I'd love to visit the site of that battle some day. If you like comics or Frank Miller (and who doesn't) I recommend you pick it up its a great read. Oh and all the pretty pictures!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-25 04:00pm

I see.

Because to me it looked like a Mouser from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 04:41pm

I can't believe this has even gotten this far.......Padme would kick Wussley's ass so thoroughly, they'd need tweezers to pick up the pieces.

Sparta rocks.....Melanus was Spartan, wasn't he?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-25 06:01pm

Anyone who saw Padme fighting in either Episodes I or II will recognize that she is a better fighter than Wesley. And they would all be rooting for her, anyway.

Wesley didn't even go with Ashley Judd on the show, leading to speculation that he is gay, but that does not appear to fit all evidence. Also, while he would doubtless want to talk about hair and nail tips, he would first consult Guinan or Riker to see how he should bring the subject up, allowing Padme time to kick his ass.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-09-25 11:34pm

M of O wrote:
Anyone who saw Padme fighting in either Episodes I or II will recognize that she is a better fighter than Wesley.

I'd concur that Wes would be rag-dolled by Padme. Did we ever see Wes fight hand to hand in an episode? I really can't remember? I just kind tuned him out when appeared on TNG

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Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-25 11:38pm

More of a Challenge Matilida vs. Pademe.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-25 11:45pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:More of a Challenge Matilida vs. Pademe.

That belongs in the "Other Sci-Fi," or even the OT forum. However.... Book Matilda or movie Matilda?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-25 11:46pm

Who's Matilda?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-25 11:48pm

I was about to post this on OT

She's the teenage hitwoman from Natile Portman's firts flic

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-25 11:49pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Who's Matilda?

She's a telekinetic girl from the book and movie of the same name. The book was written by Roald Dahl.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 11:49pm

she doesn't NEED a hitwoman to take out freakin Wussley

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-25 11:50pm

Ohh... That Matilda. I remember now.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-25 11:51pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ohh... That Matilda. I remember now.

Wait, which Matilda are we talking about? Did I get the wrong one? Sorry, everyone.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-25 11:53pm

At first I thought it was the Matilda from Mobile Suit Gundam, but that wouldn't make any sense.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-25 11:58pm

Wesley will have his hinney handed to him so fast that his head will spin. She'll beat him senseless real quick.

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