Why?

[Drach]

> Subject: Why....?
>
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the heck comes out!"

>
> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?.. I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut
... why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
>
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
>
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
> Are Disney World and Disneyland the only people traps operated by a
mouse?
>
> Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
>
> Why did you try singing the two songs above?
>
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
>
> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Thanks for the Spam, Drach.

Man I had the Munchies somethin fierce too!!! (mmmm Spam and ketchup sandwich with relish and diced onions... *drool)

[Drach]

I like my green eggs and spam, Sam I am

[Dalton]

If you're going to be so obvious about it...