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There's this cute song out (quickly becoming annoying through sheer repeatage by the Top 40 stations in NYC) called Stacey's Mom about a guy who has fallen in love with his girlfriend's mom.

Anyone here have similar stories? Ever dated a girl who after you met her mom wanted the mom instead, or simply fantasized about the mom as well? And the most inetresting question of all...has anyone lived out the fantasy with a GF's or ex's mom?
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I have told this story before.. My old college roomate.. Nicknamed 'The Myth" pulled off the greatest feat ever..


The Mother/Daughter at the same time....
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theski wrote:I have told this story before.. My old college roomate.. Nicknamed 'The Myth" pulled off the greatest feat ever..


The Mother/Daughter at the same time....
who is this man, and why isn't there a street named after him?

details man details! as in give us some!
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Stravo wrote:There's this cute song out (quickly becoming annoying through sheer repeatage by the Top 40 stations in NYC) called Stacey's Mom about a guy who has fallen in love with his girlfriend's mom.

Anyone here have similar stories? Ever dated a girl who after you met her mom wanted the mom instead, or simply fantasized about the mom as well? And the most inetresting question of all...has anyone lived out the fantasy with a GF's or ex's mom?
Nope. Never.

And considering my mom, Nitram's willie would go into hiding and never ever reappear if he even thought it.
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theski wrote:I have told this story before.. My old college roomate.. Nicknamed 'The Myth" pulled off the greatest feat ever..


The Mother/Daughter at the same time....
Such an act doesn't sound very appealing to me, as it includes indirect incest.
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LadyTevar wrote:
Stravo wrote:There's this cute song out (quickly becoming annoying through sheer repeatage by the Top 40 stations in NYC) called Stacey's Mom about a guy who has fallen in love with his girlfriend's mom.

Anyone here have similar stories? Ever dated a girl who after you met her mom wanted the mom instead, or simply fantasized about the mom as well? And the most inetresting question of all...has anyone lived out the fantasy with a GF's or ex's mom?
Nope. Never.

And considering my mom, Nitram's willie would go into hiding and never ever reappear if he even thought it.
We could do an electra related thread for the ladies and their men's fathers. *shudders* on second thought....
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Like the video...as for the act nope, but there were a couple moms of some girlfriends I thought that were cute.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Like the video...as for the act nope, but there were a couple moms of some girlfriends I thought that were cute.
yeah, one girl i dated in high school hat a hot and somewhat slutty divorced mom, but nothing ever happened, other than me getting caught staring at her cleavage.
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theski wrote:I have told this story before.. My old college roomate.. Nicknamed 'The Myth" pulled off the greatest feat ever..


The Mother/Daughter at the same time....
I don't believe a word of it.
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Mark S wrote:I don't believe a word of it.
never overestimate the morals of trailer trash
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Mark S wrote:I don't believe a word of it.
never overestimate the morals of trailer trash
Mark, you've been trumped by the irrefutable power of trailer trash sluttage. Well known and feared throughout the land, just asked jerry Springer. He's made a career out of them.
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Stravo wrote:Mark, you've been trumped by the irrefutable power of trailer trash sluttage. Well known and feared throughout the land, just asked jerry Springer. He's made a career out of them.
Yeah but half the people on Springer are fake anyway.
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Mark S wrote:
Stravo wrote:Mark, you've been trumped by the irrefutable power of trailer trash sluttage. Well known and feared throughout the land, just asked jerry Springer. He's made a career out of them.
Yeah but half the people on Springer are fake anyway.
whats trashier, fucking you sister, or pretenting to have fucked your sister to get on tv? :? concession accepted :lol:
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Mark S wrote:
Stravo wrote:Mark, you've been trumped by the irrefutable power of trailer trash sluttage. Well known and feared throughout the land, just asked jerry Springer. He's made a career out of them.
Yeah but half the people on Springer are fake anyway.
whats trashier, fucking you sister, or pretenting to have fucked your sister to get on tv? :? concession accepted :lol:
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I have had no sexual thoughts about any of my girlfriends moms because most of them look like ass... A MILF is a hard find
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Mark S wrote
don't believe a word of it.

Sorry Mark its the Truth.. and mix in a bunch of Booze and some strippoker and a 37 year old divorced woman and there you go..
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No, for two reasons:

1. I've never dated a girl

2. Most of their moms are at least in their 40's, older if the girl was a younger child, younger if the mom got knocked up really early, and not in the best shape.
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I have never had the pleasure of knowing a MILF.
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Durran Korr Wrote:
I have never had the pleasure of knowing a MILF
There is nothing like a 40 something, well preserved MILF who knows what she wants and plays no games..
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theski wrote:Durran Korr Wrote:
I have never had the pleasure of knowing a MILF
There is nothing like a 40 something, well preserved MILF who knows what she wants and plays no games..
Ain't that the truth...preach on brother!!
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Stravo wrote:
Ain't that the truth...preach on brother!!
and the best places to find the Elusive MILF is

1. The Gym
2. The Soccer field
3. Hotel bars.. :D
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No.. even if you replaced the "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" and the "mom" with "dad."

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theski wrote:Durran Korr Wrote:
I have never had the pleasure of knowing a MILF
There is nothing like a 40 something, well preserved MILF who knows what she wants and plays no games..
I just wish more of that type were around. Heck, all these younger girls should take notes...
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Y'know.. this only bvrings to mind the fact that I get one or two MILF porn spams a day.. or used to, rather. Those seem to have disappeared.

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