I was Solicited by a Hooker

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-03 09:33pm

Well, something new happens every day, and I checked off another box in my life experiences I didn't need list last night. Anyways, I was meeting up with my friend at a concert last night in a rather unsavoury part of town. I'm walking down the street towards the concert venue when this woman in high heels steps in front of me and starts talking to me. Her words were something like this, what I was thinking to myself is in brackets.

"Hey, hey hey baby, slow down!" (Huh? WTF?)
"My name is Myisha, you wanna come to my room?" (no, I don't)
"C'mon, it'll be fun, it's just down the street over there" (uh-huh, STD's are fun?)
"I'll give you a good deal" (you'll let me go before I kill you?)
"C'mon, only 95 dollars" (for what, a blowjob or an assfuck?)
"Don't you wanna have a good time?" (yes, but not with you)

Having had enough of this particular life experience, I ran across the street and quick stepped it so she couldn't follow me in her high heels. Never did I think a hooker would try to pick me up as a customer.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-03 09:36pm

*gasp*

*hopes nobody realizes that was her*

*innocent face*

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-03 09:38pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:*gasp*

*hopes nobody realizes that was her*

*innocent face*

Liar. Everyone knows that hookers can't use the internet. It's genetic.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-03 09:41pm

Goodness.

With prostitutes not only is there the STD and robbery risks, but there might be the off chance that she'll be a cop and you end up arrested...

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-03 09:41pm

Damnit.

its odd, ive never seen a hooker in real life. I go downtown pretty often...so its weird.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-10-03 09:50pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:Damnit.

its odd, ive never seen a hooker in real life. I go downtown pretty often...so its weird.

Probably because they don't jump in front of you and ask if you want to have a good time, like they did with poor ol' Aerius (and with his gf out of the country, too).

My guess is that they don't think 13 year-old girls make good johns. Go figure.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-10-03 09:50pm

"Keep touching yourself at night"

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-03 09:53pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Fighter of Foo wrote:Damnit.

its odd, ive never seen a hooker in real life. I go downtown pretty often...so its weird.
Probably because they don't jump in front of you and ask if you want to have a good time, like they did with poor ol' Aerius (and with his gf out of the country, too).

My guess is that they don't think 13 year-old girls make good johns. Go figure.

i just deleted this post cuz im confused....

lol

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-03 09:54pm

You realise he said "as johns", right?

I doubt many prostitutes would have sex with a thirteen-year-old girl, paying or not...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-10-03 09:56pm

I've spent a fair bit of time thinking about this incident today and in hindsight it wasn't that out of the ordinary. For one thing the concert venue was located only a few blocks away from "Hooker Harvey's" which is the main prostitution area in Toronto. The streets were busier than normal because of the concert which would make picking up customers easier & less noticeable. I was not paying enough attention, my attention was set at "low" instead of "paranoid" (had a long day, still, no excuse") so I didn't see the hooker until it was too late & she stepped in front of me, shoulda seen it earlier but didn't. And finally I was alone since I hadn't met up with my friend yet, making me a more promising hooker customer. 1+1+1+1=4, and a hooker tried to pick me up.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-10-03 10:06pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You realise he said "as johns", right?

I doubt many prostitutes would have sex with a thirteen-year-old girl, paying or not...

*Gets the mental image of a very awkward, risque version of Milk Money*

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-10-03 10:29pm

90$? a cute chick in my sophemore yr offered for 20.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-03 10:30pm

You had a prostitute in sophomore year?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-03 10:34pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:90$? a cute chick in my sophemore yr offered for 20.

Hmm was wise to avoid.

Price that low...a hand job?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-10-03 10:35pm

everything. I didnt take her up on it.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-03 10:39pm

I've been solicited by prostitutes before, appropriately enough every time in the Strip. One was actually pretty cute too. I commented that she wasn't bad at all and then suggested to her that I'd let her sleep with me if she paid fifteen dollars and I'd even buy her some chinese afterwards.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-10-03 10:41pm

And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-03 10:46pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

*Waits for an army of femi-nazi's to trace this transmission and swarm on Mike's house.*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-03 11:07pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

That is one of the most whorible things I have ever read...

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-03 11:26pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

Holy shit, if I ever said that in my house, I'd be run over by both my parents...Let's see, when's the next time I'm headed home...

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-10-03 11:29pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

Preach, brother, preach!!!!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-10-03 11:31pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

And here`s why ladies and gentlemen AdmiralKanos is single.

[size=0]Anyway in some cases he`s right some chicks will open the barn for the richest sob around[/size]

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-10-03 11:34pm

But I thought there was no STDs in Canada...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-03 11:35pm

Montcalm wrote:
And here`s why ladies and gentlemen AdmiralKanos is single.

Say wha now?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-10-03 11:37pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
And here`s why ladies and gentlemen AdmiralKanos is single.
Say wha now?

I don`t know but with a comment like that surely you`ll end up alone.