The “Official” Democratic Debate Drinking Game

[Iceberg]

Look for each of these lines and drink as indicated:
Anyone says …
• Bob Graham - Finish beer
• Patriot Act - 2 Drinks
• Anything in Spanish 2 Drinks
Wesley Clark says …
• Kosovo - Finish beer
• I only entered the race X days / weeks ago - 2 Drinks
• I’m a general - Drink
• I’m a democrat - Drink
• Yes, I voted for ( Nixon, Reagan, Clinton, or Gore ) - Drink
Howard Dean says …
• Every child in my state has health insurance - Drink
• Some story about an 80 year old gay guy - Drink
• never send our sons / daughters to fight without telling the truth - Drink
• Borrow and Spend Republicans - Drink
John Edwards says …
• first time: my daddy was a mill worker - SHOT
• subsequent times: my daddy was a mill worker - 2 Drinks
Dickie G. says …
• I stood w/ president Clinton to fight for (insert cause du jour) - 2 Drinks
• gets red and pounds podium - 2 Drinks
• This administration has been a miserable failure - Drink
• Dean hates Medicare - Drink
• Dean is like Newt Gingrich - Drink
John Kerry says …
• Vietnam - 2 Drinks
• I’m a war hero - Drink
• Dean will fuck up trade / economy - Drink
• Something about creating jobs - Drink
Dennis Kucinich says …
• every time he speaks just cause he looks like an elf - Drink
• withdraw from WTO - Drink
• withdraw from NAFTA - Drink
• Bring troops home now and let UN takeover - Drink
Joe Lieberman says …
• makes stupid joke that no one laughs at except himself - 3 Drinks
• send more troops to Iraq - Drink
• gets booed - Drink
• mentions Gore - Drink
Carol Moseley Braun says …
• fear - 2 Drinks
• single-payer plan - Drink
Al Sharpton says …
• Slap that donkey - SHOT
• Anything funny - Drink

[Howedar]

Great shit.

[Sriad]

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

:dies of alcohol poisoning in ten minutes:

Ah, a succesful drinking game!