Shit. that didn't work. I've done this before and would always be a Sith Lord. This time I was able to make myself Mace Windu. Now hand me my lightsabre. It's the one that says 'bad mother fucker' on it.
Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer
"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint
"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,
I be the Jedi Master Mace Windu: "Hand me my lightsaber...it's the one that says 'bad motherfucker' on it."
"Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing, "Yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it."
- Dan Barker
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
Though I ended up as JM it was funny enough for me to post
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
So Say We All
Night Stalkers Don't Quit
HAB member
RIP Pegasus. You died like you lived, killing toasters
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Those questions were too obvious to really count. I'm fucking Jedi, man, I can pilot a 60-foot long, 25-ton, 9-ft wide, 10-ft tall, articulated coach around tight turns between monorail pylons and parked cars, and that's all you need to fuckin' know. Oh yeah, and I know chaos too. I'm the mastah.
What a world, what a world! Who would have thought that a little girl could destroy my wickedness?
Yeah, mainly cause I kept tring to get into padme's pants. And the death star was my ride.
I ended up The Chosen one as well. I picked the Falcon as my ride and at different times I was going after Padmé and Leia (although I pretended not
to). I think what hooked me up was the whole Force lightning thing instead of a light sabre.
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.