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Something funny written about my school

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Apparently the vast liberal conspiracy begins and ends in my school, as does the gay agenda, and the corruption of america's youth.
I love it here myself, free thinkers galore, a smart social faculty, and a warm environment for growth. But I guess it's 'Hell' for traditional people.
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WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
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Wow. Sounds like a fun school.
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*Dons black leather thong, fishnet shirt, and highheeled boots
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The only thing I have to compare with is that at my school one of our teachers ran off with a 16 year old student. Was on national news and everything.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Wait a minute, I thought all American colleges were like this. :? What makes yours so special?
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I wonder why somebody decided Oberlin needed to be picked on instead of one of the other many, many, many leftist colleges in the nation. I like it here at the UW, though I have to admit I have heard nothing of school-sponsored orgies. Maybe they just don't let the Freshmen in on those. . .
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Safer Sex night is not an orgy, more of a romp. I was confused as to why Pearce decided to whine about the restrictions on alcohol.
Though they certainly let first years as they are called here into Safer Sex night. Though everyone had the option of not going out or going to Safer Sports night instead.
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What do they do at "Safer Sports Night"?
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I take the accusations against Oberlin with a grain of salt - in a country where Ted Kennedy is considered far-left, it doesn't take much to get labeled a commie.
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