Monday mornin' football fan-wankery!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-17 07:25am

KC get stomped by the bungles..er, i mean Bengals. the Vikings lose their 4th in a row and New England's win streak improves to 6 games! Finally, it seems like the season is over for both New York teams (must be how the universe evens things out for that abbhoration that is the Yankees). Did i mention that the Pats won again? Or that the padawan (Belichick) has beaten the master (Parcells)? Did i mention that 4 of the 6 teams New England has left to play suck balls? (Jets, Texans, Jauguars, Bills)

grrrrrrrr!

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-11-17 11:19am

Winona State (10-1, 7-1 conference) won their 8th in a row after an early loss to the Concordia-St. Paul Golden Bears (7-3, 7-1 conference), to claim their half of the NSIC championship. As the team with the higher regional ranking, Winona State will go on to the NCAA Division II playoffs, while CSP will play the Missouri Western Griffons at the Mineral Water Bowl.

The Winona State Warriors (#2 Midwest) will host the Emporia State Hornets (#3 Midwest) in the first round at Maxwell Field on Saturday, November 22, 2003.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-17 11:55am

With the Cowgirls losing in New England and the East Rutherford Midgets folding up and dying in right here in the Linc, the Eagles are now tied for first in the NFC East and second for the overall lead in the NFC. The Eagles now control their own destiny. Next week, while the Birds host the hapless Saints, Carolina and Dallas play each other, assuing that, so long as the Eagles win, they'll either gain full control of first place in the east or be tied with Carolina for the overall lead. Then in week 14, they get a chance to earn a tiebreaker against the Panthers, and in week 15, they can even the season series against Dallas and possibly bury them in the standings. After a Monday night excursion to Miami, the Birds will face the struggling 49ers at home, followed by the regular season closer against the woeful Washington Indigenous Persons in Maryland.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-17 12:06pm

Wait wait wait ... you have a foosball team called the Cowgirls?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-11-17 12:15pm

No. Methinks RedImperator is not fond of the Dallas Cowboys.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-17 12:17pm

RedImperator wrote: followed by the regular season closer against the woeful Washington Indigenous Persons in Maryland.

*shoots Red Imperator in the face, to be followed by Steve Spurrier*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-17 01:09pm

MKSheppard wrote:
RedImperator wrote: followed by the regular season closer against the woeful Washington Indigenous Persons in Maryland.
*shoots Red Imperator in the face, to be followed by Steve Spurrier*

that's the Potomac River Tidal Basin Indiginous Persons!.....or i gues you could call them Baltimore's junior varsity team.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-17 01:15pm

Dolphins= Teh w1nn0r!!!

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-11-17 01:27pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:KC get stomped by the bungles..er, i mean Bengals. the Vikings lose their 4th in a row and New England's win streak improves to 6 games! Finally, it seems like the season is over for both New York teams (must be how the universe evens things out for that abbhoration that is the Yankees). Did i mention that the Pats won again? Or that the padawan (Belichick) has beaten the master (Parcells)? Did i mention that 4 of the 6 teams New England has left to play suck balls? (Jets, Texans, Jauguars, Bills) grrrrrrrr!

Well, I guess it was going to happen sooner or later. KC 9and1.

Anyway, don't get too cocky. I wouldn't have thought that Cincinati would have been the team to stop the winning streak of the Chiefs so you really can't rule out any team. And even if you do fly through those teams, you'll still have to go through either Indianopolis or Tennesse and Kansas City in the play offs.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-17 02:30pm

MKSheppard wrote:
RedImperator wrote: followed by the regular season closer against the woeful Washington Indigenous Persons in Maryland.
*shoots Red Imperator in the face, to be followed by Steve Spurrier*

You seem to be implying that you're not happy with the Ole' Ball Coach's performance.

Of course, it's not ALL his fault--Danny Boy built the team that Spurier is embarassing himself with. Could Dan Schneider be the NFC's answer to Mike Brown? Here's hoping!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-17 03:16pm

Knife wrote: Well, I guess it was going to happen sooner or later. KC 9and1.

Anyway, don't get too cocky. I wouldn't have thought that Cincinati would have been the team to stop the winning streak of the Chiefs so you really can't rule out any team. And even if you do fly through those teams, you'll still have to go through either Indianopolis or Tennesse and Kansas City in the play offs.

look at it this way, we're one week closer to the Pats-Chiefs AFC Championship game (in Foxboro of course)... then perhaps there could be a friendly wager

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-17 03:19pm

RedImperator wrote: You seem to be implying that you're not happy with the Ole' Ball Coach's performance. Of course, it's not ALL his fault--Danny Boy built the team that Spurier is embarassing himself with. Could Dan Schneider be the NFC's answer to Mike Brown? Here's hoping!

Just mark my words, one day the 'Skins will be back and the asskicking
shall commence, and the Eagles shall be the first to fall...

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-11-17 03:33pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Just mark my words, one day the 'Skins will be back and the asskicking
shall commence, and the Eagles shall be the first to fall...

But by then we'll all be dead of old age.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-11-17 03:38pm

Glocksman wrote: But by then we'll all be dead of old age.

All we need to do is just get Joe Gibbs and steal him back
from NASCAR

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-11-17 03:42pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Glocksman wrote: But by then we'll all be dead of old age.
All we need to do is just get Joe Gibbs and steal him back
from NASCAR

We don't even need that. In all honesty I would take back Norv and just get rid of the Ol' Ball Coach. Shit Turner is the only coach in the alst 12 years who has gotten the Skins anywhere in the postseason. I find it funny how quickly everyone dismissed him despite missing the NFC championship game (and possibly the Super Bowl but StL looked too good that year) only on the crappiest long snap in Skins history.

That said this team has all the talent now if Spurrier continues to change the way he does things (and maybe gets Cartwright to hold onto the ball) we might be able to salvage the season even if the playoffs are out of the picture.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-11-18 02:39pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
look at it this way, we're one week closer to the Pats-Chiefs AFC Championship game (in Foxboro of course)... then perhaps there could be a friendly wager

I'm already looking forward to it.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-11-18 02:57pm

*Grins* as no one realizes the true powerhouse of the AFC is but a first round QB away.....

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-11-18 03:38pm

Chardok wrote:*Grins* as no one realizes the true powerhouse of the AFC is but a first round QB away.....

A coach who knows what he's doing might help, too.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-11-18 03:55pm

Chardok wrote:*Grins* as no one realizes the true powerhouse of the AFC is but a first round QB away.....

Keep dreaming.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-18 04:01pm

Chardok wrote:*Grins* as no one realizes the true powerhouse of the AFC is but a first round QB away.....

*dons the white mental hospital lab coat and hides a straitjacket behind my back.

Chardok, this may be painful to hear, but Miami will not make the playoffs this year.

*jumps Chardok, locks him into straight jacket, drugs him up with high doeses of klonipin, xanax and prozac.....

there, there, no more delusions of grandeur.

Worlds Spanner · Post by **Worlds Spanner** » 2003-11-18 04:09pm

RedImperator wrote:With the Cowgirls losing in New England and the East Rutherford Midgets folding up and dying in right here in the Linc, the Eagles are now tied for first in the NFC East and second for the overall lead in the NFC. The Eagles now control their own destiny. Next week, while the Birds host the hapless Saints, Carolina and Dallas play each other, assuing that, so long as the Eagles win, they'll either gain full control of first place in the east or be tied with Carolina for the overall lead. Then in week 14, they get a chance to earn a tiebreaker against the Panthers, and in week 15, they can even the season series against Dallas and possibly bury them in the standings. After a Monday night excursion to Miami, the Birds will face the struggling 49ers at home, followed by the regular season closer against the woeful Washington Indigenous Persons in Maryland.

E-A-G-L-E-S !

My opinion of the game is oh my God we look like a football team again.

Oh yes....

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-11-19 12:48am

Tim Rattay has descended from the right hand of Joe Montana and will lead the Gold Rush to Victory!

GO NINERS!

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