OK, I usually don't link to articles from lewrockwell.com; it's a far right, fundie, super extreme libertarian website. But this was just too funny to pass up.
Also, make sure you read this as well (referenced in the page)
I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
I didn't get a score either, but it's a pretty funny game nonetheless. I think I understand why, as you get the same answer, regardless of what you pick.
Doesn't that sort of, uhm, contradict?