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Who else visits here? The 2004 collection is damn funny. I especially like "Dreams" and "Achievement."
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I do at least once a year to catch up on the new demotivators.
One of the guys at work buys the calendar each year. Plus he's been buying some of the smaller and medium sized cards/posters and putting them up at work.
A different guy printed this one out and posted it in our conference room right under a real Motivator poster (Teamwork). Apparently my bosses either have a good sense of humor or aren't very observante because it's been up for a long time.
A&P Thread on some of the 2004 Demotivators
One of the guys at work buys the calendar each year. Plus he's been buying some of the smaller and medium sized cards/posters and putting them up at work.
A different guy printed this one out and posted it in our conference room right under a real Motivator poster (Teamwork). Apparently my bosses either have a good sense of humor or aren't very observante because it's been up for a long time.
A&P Thread on some of the 2004 Demotivators
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
A supervisor in my office (who I don't report to) said that the poster I had in my cube from that site was "detrimental" to the work environment, and that I should take it down. I told her that it wasn't and that I wasn't going to touch it. So, she went to my boss and complained. He told her that she needed more work to do.
Obviously, its still in my cube.
Obviously, its still in my cube.
Chris: "Way to go dad, fight the machine"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
--
"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
--
"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
