NZ Political Quotes

PackMule · Post by **PackMule** » 2003-12-26 07:43am

A collection of quotes from New Zealand politics in 2003.

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Sometimes I fear the stupidity leading my country ...

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-12-26 12:31pm

That was pure brilliance ... Bravo!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-12-26 03:08pm

Wow, for a tiny country you guys sure are whack, but nothing beats watching England's parliament asking Tony Blair questions...

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-26 03:14pm

they aren't that small lol

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2004-01-01 01:46pm

oh that is funny, although I thought that this...'"I don't give a rat's bottom about it," New Zealand First MP Ron Mark makes a point. ' should have read '"I don't guve a ret's bottom about ut," New Zealand First MP Ron Mark makes a point.'

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-01 01:59pm

Man.. Huara is quite explicit isnt she? lmfao

Some of those people re very stupid. But I do like their style.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-01 05:08pm

"I don't think I need to account to Mr Peters for my eating habits, nor do I expect him to account to me for his drinking habits," Associate Health Minister Tariana Turia fires back at Peters for saying her diet was a poor example to Maori.

Bloody well delivered. Bet that shut Peters up.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-01-02 02:23am

The Aliens wrote:
"I don't think I need to account to Mr Peters for my eating habits, nor do I expect him to account to me for his drinking habits," Associate Health Minister Tariana Turia fires back at Peters for saying her diet was a poor example to Maori.
Bloody well delivered. Bet that shut Peters up.

It did indeed. There is nothing quite so entertaning as watching a politician get hoist on their own petard

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-01-02 02:25am

kojikun wrote:snip

Some of those people re very stupid. But I do like their style.

The same as every other politician in the world...gotta love power..it attracts all sorts like flies to shite.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-02 05:37am

Nice to know that silly politics is everywhere. I'd love to hear these with their accents though.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-02 05:39am

Is a Maori some sort of native? Kinda like an aborigine or American indian?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-02 06:52am

Howedar wrote:Is a Maori some sort of native? Kinda like an aborigine or American indian?

Yeah.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2004-01-02 03:09pm

'I feel some days like I'm Camilla Parker Bowles' tampon and I've got the media and everyone sort of pulling me out reluctantly,' - Donna Awatere Huata

I wonder if Mrs Parker Bowles ( whomever she is ) had a comment

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Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-01-02 03:50pm

"Don't be like some 15-year-old premature ejaculator. Hold your fire. Let us be patient and wait until the inquiries are done," Awatere Huata again.

As Kojikun commented, this is some funny shit.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2004-01-03 12:41am

New Zealand is one of the new nations where transexuals and stoners can come to power.