The Worst Game Ever Made

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-01-19 05:42pm

Here

This is the lowest score Gamespot has ever given to a videogame. Make sure you download the video review, it is hillarious! It looks like something might have crapped out after drinking twelve cans of prune juice.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-01-19 06:28pm

I would like to play it just for shits and giggles

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-19 07:02pm

Don't have gamespot complete.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-19 07:16pm

while i've never seen scores quite that bad i have seen a number of horrid reviews of bad games in EGM.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-19 07:19pm

I have trouble believing it's worse that ET for the Atari.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-01-19 07:24pm

Yeah ET is the worst game ever

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-19 07:38pm

Dear lord!!

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-01-19 07:43pm

Joe wrote:Don't have gamespot complete.

Shit didn't realize it was needed in order to download the video review. It's hella funny because not only is the clipping abhorent, the truck will do maximum speed in reverse while going in circles.

Tolya · Post by **Tolya** » 2004-01-19 07:59pm

Just like French tanks from 2nd WW.
Why do they have one gear forward and five reverse?
So they can perform a brilliant tactical manouver called "retreat" should the enemy attack them from up front.

Tolya · Post by **Tolya** » 2004-01-19 08:04pm

Aw shit, since Poland is joining the European Union I shouldnt be cracking jokes at zee fhench.
But I digress.

One of the worst games I have ever played was Battlecruiser Millenium Gold.
Battlecruiser 3000AD was actually too buggy to play it enough to assess the gameplay.
There are probably worse games (even counting the games I've played) but this particular one stuck into my mind...probably because it was one of the biggest disappointments in my life.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-19 11:15pm

My roommate plays that game, or at least something similar.

Me, I stick to RTS. Actually, Warcraft 3 is more along the lines of real time tactics, as its based around small unit tactics than the "build a gigantic army and charge for all you're worth" mentality of Warcraft 2.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-19 11:25pm

ET and a few other classics easily outdo that piece of shit.

Try finding games like Rodeo simulator, easily outdoes it.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-19 11:59pm

I expect many of the ValuSoft games at somethingawful would give this baby a run for its lack of money.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2004-01-20 12:08am

EmKay wrote:Aw shit, since Poland is joining the European Union I shouldnt be cracking jokes at zee fhench.
But I digress.

One of the worst games I have ever played was Battlecruiser Millenium Gold.
Battlecruiser 3000AD was actually too buggy to play it enough to assess the gameplay.
There are probably worse games (even counting the games I've played) but this particular one stuck into my mind...probably because it was one of the biggest disappointments in my life.

Actually I liked BC3000AD (v2.0 w/ fixes). Too bad it won't run on Win2k/XP (might have been fixed).

lukexcom · Post by **lukexcom** » 2004-01-20 02:23am

EmKay wrote:Aw shit, since Poland is joining the European Union I shouldnt be cracking jokes at zee fhench.
But I digress.

Bah, they always joked about us and our submarines with screen doors

. But now its time to get our revenge at those [Groundskeeper Willie] cheese eating surrender monkeys![/Groundskeeper Willie]

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2004-01-20 02:27am

I'm pretty sure Swamp Buggy Racing is the worst ever.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-01-20 03:01am

When I think of shitty games, I think Superman 64.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-20 03:18am

Howedar wrote:I expect many of the ValuSoft games at somethingawful would give this baby a run for its lack of money.

I'm thinking Thundra.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-01-20 06:31am

It looks like the developers just released the game before they'd implemented pretty much anything other than the 3D engine. Bad, yes, but not as bad as some other games that I've played that actively punish you for playing them.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-20 03:30pm

Fishing on the Sega Saturn copped it for me. Or any of the horrible athletics games on my old C46 that caused me to kill so many joysticks.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-20 03:42pm

Howedar wrote:I expect many of the ValuSoft games at somethingawful would give this baby a run for its lack of money.

What were they like?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-20 03:48pm

Here's an example of a ValuSoft game: Hatfields and McCoys

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-20 05:34pm

Uraniun235 wrote:Here's an example of a ValuSoft game: [url=http://somethingawful.co*/articles.php?a=211]Hatfields and McCoys[/url]

All of those reviews are as funny as hell...

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-01-20 06:36pm

IGN has a review of a game that didn't even get a 1.0 rating.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2004-01-20 07:37pm

Well, there are games, that are as bad as this.

Games such as:
"Inordiante Desire" Trashy stretegy.
"Zero Wing" All your base are belong to us.
"Frontier" The map still rotates.

And many more.......