This came to me while watching an episode of Happy Days...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-13 12:51am

Alright, Q got bored one day so he decided to pit Grand Admiral Thrawn against....The Fonz!

Both are the bridge of the ISD Chimaera (sp?). The crew is gone, so the only people there are Thrawn and Fonzie. Cooincidentally, Fonzie's favorite jukebox is there for reasons unknown.

The two are unarmed, and are in a fight to the death. Who wins?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 12:53am

I don't know who either is...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-13 12:53am

Thrawn. He's undoubtly had asome sort of hand to hand training in the military. And in several of the short stories he's actually done a bit of fighting himself. I'd hand it to Thrawn.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-13 12:56am

verilon wrote:I don't know who either is...

You don't know who Grand Admiral Thrawn is? Get off this board until you've read:
Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, The Last Command, Specter of the Past, and Vision of the Future all of them are by Timothy Zahn. They're probably the best Star Wars Eu novels ever.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 12:57am

Maybe AFTER I finish my Java class.....

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-13 12:57am

Yeah, but when Fonz speaks, everyone listens.

Eyy! *smacks Thrawn into next week while still keeping his hair neat*

Fonz would even bitchslap a ripped-shirt kirk without a problem.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2002-10-13 01:27am

The Fonz by a mile, then he'd go and sleep with Leia

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-10-13 01:28am

You sir, are netirely to biased to have a rational debate with.
Even so, Starblazers would emerge triumphant, for the Fonz by your definition is a Strange Space God, and Strange Space Gods always end up on the side of the Argo/Yamato. If you choose to be rational, then the unmatched character shields of Starblazers will carry the day.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 01:30am

I'll just say Thawn...because his name is just so much cooler.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-13 01:51am

verilon wrote:I'll just say Thawn...because his name is just so much cooler.

Do not disrespect the name of the greatest leader of the Empire....ever!

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-10-13 02:09am

You mean you don't think Colin I is the greatest emperor ever? You have just forfeited your Cult of Weber membership Sir!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-13 02:17am

Thrawn. No question in this droid's mind.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-13 02:37am

consequences wrote:You mean you don't think Colin I is the greatest emperor ever? You have just forfeited your Cult of Weber membership Sir!

Damn it, when did I become and emporer?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 02:39am

Stormbringer wrote:
verilon wrote:I'll just say Thawn...because his name is just so much cooler.
Do not disrespect the name of the greatest leader of the Empire....ever!

Don't blame me for having a sticky keyboard. Obviously, you know I meant full and well to say Thrawn.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-13 02:28pm

Ohh please! The Fonz is the DEFINITION of cool.

His hair could probably deflect those infamous 200GT HTLs just because of all that gel he uses.

Eyy! *snaps fingers and Thrawn starts licking his boots*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-13 02:32pm

Vertigo1 wrote:Ohh please! The Fonz is the DEFINITION of cool. His hair could probably deflect those infamous 200GT HTLs just because of all that gel he uses.

Or it starts one hell of a fire. I'd major all that grease would burn like napalm.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-14 01:27am

Stormbringer wrote:Or it starts one hell of a fire. I'd major all that grease would burn like napalm.

Then he'd set Thrawn on fire, put himself out and win by default!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-14 01:45am

It wouldn't go out, if it's anything like napalm...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-14 07:45am

consequences wrote:You mean you don't think Colin I is the greatest emperor ever? You have just forfeited your Cult of Weber membership Sir!

I did not mean that. I was refering to the Galactic Empire of Star Wars. Adn Thrawn was never a proper Emperor anyway.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-15 12:36am

verilon wrote:It wouldn't go out, if it's anything like napalm...

Actually, grease fires can be put out.

Little thing called carbon dioxide.

Douse himself with a cola and he's A-OK.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-15 12:38am

coke...not cola, not pop, not soda, not fizzy thingy....coke.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-15 12:40pm

The Fonz... all he would have to do is a beam in the right place and it would fall on Thrawn... that or hit the computer and it ejects Thrawn out of an airlock while Fonzies hair keeps it shape... the Fonz has a power greater than military training... he has "the special touch"

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-10-15 03:16pm

Despite my status as the original Unofficial Warsie Asshole, I must hand it to The Fonz. Why? Very simple. He has proven himself able to defeat aliens before, when he encountered Mork and shrugged off his efforts.

Yes, this was an actual episode of Happy Days. Damn, I love Nick At Night, where else would I see such gems?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-15 03:28pm

This has to be the 2nd weirdest thread in the past few days.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-15 05:53pm

I see it going down like this:

Fonz: "'eyyyy!"
Thrawn: "uhh.. what?"
Fonz: "'eyyyy!"
Thrawn: "No, really... I don't get it. Come on, what are you trying to say?"
Fonz: "'eyyyyy!"
Thrawn (losing his temper: "Look, you fool! I can't properly kill you unless you beg for mercy! And gibberish just doesn't count!"
Fonz (runs comb through hair) "eyyyyy!"
Thrawn: (totally loses it) "Oh, for the love of--! YYYAARRRRGH!!!" (shoots himself with blaster out of pure frustration)
Fonz: "Damn... what a nutcase."