SomethingAwful's Creation Science Seminar

[Ryoga]

No, this isn't in SLAM and N&P, because it's humor. But I figured it was worth a laugh anyway; Something Awful's February 6th update is a fake itinerary for a creation science seminar. Go check it out, it's good stuff. "I will be taking over her responsibilities while the Lord battles her so-called "metastasizing bone cancer"." Good stuff.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Some of the funnier parts:

If you don't donate then you might get some dirty looks and miss out on the donuts. Ha, little Christian joke, donuts are of course filled with sin and will not be served at the seminar.

The good Reverend's course will educate attendees in techniques like "sending angry letters to the school board about evolution just being a 'theory' whereas creationism has proof in THE BIBLE" and "Picketing geology classes that claim tectonic activity on earth more than 6,000 years ago".

The wierd thing is that you could read some parts of it and it would sound like it was real.