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Great comic "IE as the most secure browser"
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Great comic "IE as the most secure browser"
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
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Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Microsoft saying that IE is the most secure browser is about as credible as me saying I have the biggest penis of all. The very fact that IE required so many patches destroys their claim right out of the box.
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I love their logic: "we've found and patched so many huge gaping security holes in IE that it must be secure by now!"
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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It would be a riot if new versions of IE come with a well-hidden warning like this:Darth Wong wrote:I love their logic: "we've found and patched so many huge gaping security holes in IE that it must be secure by now!"
"Even though we have patched all major security holes, we cannot guarantee that the new version of IE doesn't suffer from good ol' Microsoft-Brand Incompetence."
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"