I am now teh gramer poleese

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-23 08:29pm

I have been officially appointed commandant of the grammar police on SD.net by the magnificent magnanimosity of the munificent moderator of moderators David, aka Son of the Sons. Bask in the glory of my poorly drawn avatar and misspelled title.

It is time for you all to be in the fearing of me.

If you want to reply to this thead, I suggest you do it soon, because I think it'll be gone within a few hours, a day on the outside.

StimNeuro · Post by **StimNeuro** » 2004-02-23 08:32pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:I have been officially appointed commandant of the grammar police on SD.net by the magnificent magnanimosity of the munificent moderator of moderators David, aka Son of the Sons. Bask in the glory of my poorly drawn avatar and misspelled title.

It is time for you all to be in the fearing of me.

If you want to reply to this thead, I suggest you do it soon, because I think it'll be gone within a few hours, a day on the outside.

So, what kind of punishment are we looking at for bringing in the Adjective-Army to test your police powers?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-23 08:36pm

StimNeuro wrote:So, what kind of punishment are we looking at for bringing in the Adjective-Army to test your police powers?

Actually, it is I who is being punished, for mocking David earlier today (you probably didn't get the opportunity to read it, it was only around for a couple of minutes). He cannot take a joke, he so sensitive. Like a little man-child who has sunburned his genitals.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-02-23 08:48pm

I actually like the idea of a mod or admin that goes around and corrects all our spelling errors, even if it is a horrible waste of time and manpower.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-02-23 08:48pm

How many times has this happened so far? Three now?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-23 08:50pm

BORK
Chief, you know that guy whose camper they
were whacking off in?

FLEMMING
(appalled)
Bork! You are a federal agent. You
represent the United States Government...
Never end a sentence with a preposition.
Try again.

BORK
Oh, ah... You know that guy in whose
camper they... I mean that guy off in
whose camper they were whacking?

FLEMMING
That's better. Yes?

God I miss Beavis & Butt-Head...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-02-23 08:50pm

I liked the "Dirty Sanchez" title better.

runs away very very quickly

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-02-23 08:52pm

So that bit in the special place did bite ya

?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-02-23 08:55pm

Dirty Sanchez, Gramer pohleaz. Pablo, you're our resident title abused.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-23 08:55pm

fgalkin wrote:I liked the "Dirty Sanchez" title better.

runs away very very quickly

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Thankfully I have that preserved for posterity.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-02-23 08:56pm

aerius wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I liked the "Dirty Sanchez" title better.

runs away very very quickly

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Thankfully I have that preserved for posterity.

aerius... you rock.

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2004-02-23 08:56pm

damn you, be humilated

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-02-23 08:59pm

Maybe if you changed it to something more demeaning, like "Baby Prissy-pants Sissy Man" or such...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-23 09:04pm

I think we need a companion title for people who do silly things but not enough to warrant a VI. We need "Wanker".

I just think it's fit here.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-02-23 09:40pm

Are you going to have grammar poleesemen?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-02-23 09:53pm

Pablo is clearly making a power play here. First, he will become SDN's Grammar Policeman, and then he will try and take my position as ASVS's Resident Grammarian!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-23 09:54pm

Son of the Suns wrote:damn you, be humilated

There are secret things going which dissuade me from being humiliated.

EDIT:
I have also found a better avatar.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2004-02-23 09:57pm

phongn wrote:Pablo is clearly making a power play here. First, he will become SDN's Grammar Policeman, and then he will try and take my position as ASVS's Resident Grammarian!

So do we use the bombers or the tanks to destroy the cities public buildings? Or do we use both, or the atomic tanks and conventional bombers, or atomic bombers and conventional tanks, or the atomic tanks with atomic armament with the atomic powered conventional bombers? We need answers here!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-02-23 11:22pm

Son of the Suns wrote:damn you, be humilated

Well, you could always make the "Dirty Sanchez" title stick...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-23 11:24pm

Need a deputy? I am a certified Grammar Nazi.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-24 12:03am

RogueIce wrote:Well, you could always make the "Dirty Sanchez" title stick...

It's been done previously, my child. If you had any class, and were in fact anything more than a silly sad manling groping desperately to elevate yourself above a sense of humor that makes that of Spock seem staggering, you would understand that old gags are just that... old. Try harder next time, but not so hard that you strain yourself.

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-24 12:45am

He cannot take a joke, he so sensitive

That is a comma-splice

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-02-24 01:05am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Well, you could always make the "Dirty Sanchez" title stick...
It's been done previously, my child. If you had any class, and were in fact anything more than a silly sad manling groping desperately to elevate yourself above a sense of humor that makes that of Spock seem staggering, you would understand that old gags are just that... old. Try harder next time, but not so hard that you strain yourself.

Ooooooh, come on David, you just HAVE to give him the Dirty Sanchez title now.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-02-24 01:11am

label him Manitarian. Odd, but funny....

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-02-24 01:12am

What if people are use prepositions to end sentences with?

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