The Year 2004 Is a Let Down: An AIM Dialogue

[Gil Hamilton]

The names here were changed to protect the guilty, but here is an AIM conversation I recently had with a pal.

DelphiHero: I'm going to have much better dialoge than this... "No, Hyde, it feels so good!" "Sakra, I want to come inside you. Can I?"
Jeanie: hehe
DelphiHero: "Yes, please, Come Hyde, please. Come inside me."
Jeanie: sounds like she should have a doorbell as a nipple or something with that commentary
DelphiHero: Heh heh.
DelphiHero: It's just the standard school house story about a girl wanting to have a guy come inside her.
DelphiHero: Oooh, here's a gem. "I'm so hot down there. I'm so hot where I'm connected to you."
Jeanie: hehehe
Jeanie: wow, that turns me on. oh baby, oh baby.
Jeanie:
Jeanie: if what leads up to that is good, sometimes you can get away with stuff like that
Jeanie: not normally, but sometimes
DelphiHero: What, are you hot down there? Where guys connect to you?
Jeanie: ooh baby
Jeanie: you know it
Jeanie: or should i say, u no it
DelphiHero: "Hyde, your cock is so deep, it's hitting deep inside me!"
DelphiHero: Porn dialogue is funny, but badly translated porn dialogue is much much funnier.
Jeanie: hehehe, no kidding
Jeanie: i had no idea!
Jeanie:
Jeanie: i only look at the pics, not the movies
Jeanie: i don't get dialogue
DelphiHero: I got to be careful, this must be switching you on like crazy.
Jeanie: oh you're damn right it is
Jeanie: she said in her flattest voice possible
Jeanie:
DelphiHero: Huh. "Hyde, hyde, you are so deep! I am coming, Hyde!" doesn't light your fuse?
Jeanie: hehehe
Jeanie: not as such, no
DelphiHero: Dang it, if I can't use cheap hentai dialogue, how am I supposed to talk dirty?
Jeanie: hrm, sounds like a real dilemma
DelphiHero: You know? Even though this hentai utterly failed to do anything for me, I think I really like it.
DelphiHero: It's so over the top.
Jeanie: sounds like a sex-filled B movie
Jeanie: who doesn't love B movies?
DelphiHero: I know I love them.
DelphiHero: This girl is great. Her response to oral sex performed on her? "No, I am so shy."
Jeanie: heheh
DelphiHero: "No, not there. I'm shy!"
Jeanie: hahahhaa
Jeanie: awesome
DelphiHero: He needs to stick his head up and go "How shy are you, you walked into my room and starting blowing me, you slut."
Jeanie: hahahahha
Jeanie: wonder what she'd say to that?
Jeanie: 'uh...i shy?'
DelphiHero: Hah haha
DelphiHero: Hit the nail on the head.
Jeanie:
DelphiHero: All this makes me realizes that my own highschool experience was woefully under sexed.
Jeanie: hmm, yes, mine too
Jeanie: i regret to say i did not walk in on any guy and just give him a blow job right then
DelphiHero: Where was the young bashful shy teenaged girls who walked into my room and needed the hot sex.
Jeanie: hehehe
DelphiHero: This is as disappointing as the old fifties propaganda film reels that said I'd have a flying car and a summer house on the moon?
DelphiHero: Tht should be an exclaimation point.
Jeanie: hehehe
DelphiHero: Where the hell is my moon house filled with flying cars and horny bashful teenagers?
DelphiHero: Preferably with retro fifties hairdos.
Jeanie: i'm sure there's an office somewhere where you can lodge a complaint about that sort of thing
Jeanie: hahaha
Jeanie: you like the beehive?
Jeanie:
DelphiHero: One of my moonbabes can have a beehive, yes.
DelphiHero: As long as she's shy enough to spontaneously blow me on sunny moon day for no reason.
Jeanie: lol
DelphiHero: I'm really disappointed here.
DelphiHero: I should be 69ing a girl right now at 1/6th my normal weight.
DelphiHero: It's a travesty!
Jeanie: LOL
DelphiHero: *sigh* I guess that some things weren't meant to be.