StarDestroyer.Net BBS

No, not me, these lovely chicks.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh this is just too classic....and that end bit of sending you a final letter begging you to come back.

Wow. That's really sad.

Damn this being fake!

I wonder how many people have signed up for it.

A parody of the best caliber: one that doesn't let on.

LOL... that is funny. I would of never used it but i know a couple of people that need it. Good way to try and make a girl jeolous

Erm... Riiiiggggghhhhhttttttttt. *Clears history.* Wouldn't want my roommate stumbling across that next time he's too lazy to switch on his own computer to check his e-mail. Might leave the wrong impression.

Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

Eventually. But you can string people along with complex lies for quite some time because most people are too polite to come out and say, "I don't think your girlfriend exists."

RedImperator wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

Eventually. But you can string people along with complex lies for quite some time because most people are too polite to come out and say, "I don't think your girlfriend exists."

Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.

Darth Wong wrote:

RedImperator wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

Eventually. But you can string people along with complex lies for quite some time because most people are too polite to come out and say, "I don't think your girlfriend exists."

Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.

Mike, I don't think anyone on this board has any doubts as to how polite you are.

Wasn't there a thread about this kinda thing being auctioned on EBay a little while ago?

Dorsk 81 wrote:Wasn't there a thread about this kinda thing being auctioned on EBay a little while ago?

Yes I belive there was.

Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... Riiiiggggghhhhhttttttttt. *Clears history.* Wouldn't want my roommate stumbling across that next time he's too lazy to switch on his own computer to check his e-mail. Might leave the wrong impression.

Please we already know you kept it in your Favorites folder.

Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.

Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.

Bad pr0n?

It's a good business idea. That much is true. I sent the link to my cousin, she needs the money.

Ghost Rider wrote:

Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.

Bad pr0n?

No. Food, tuition, my orthodontist, D&D books, instrument repair, and a whole list of other things. I'm completely broke. And not that desperate.

Rogue 9 wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:

Rogue 9 wrote:Erm... No. Even if I was that pathetic, I have better things to spend my money on.

Bad pr0n?

No. Food, tuition, my orthodontist, D&D books, instrument repair, and a whole list of other things. I'm completely broke. And not that desperate.

Also, free pr0n is rampant on the net.

Darth Wong wrote:Wouldn't people ask why they've never met her?

Mike, that's why you call it a long-distance relationship.

I should know about long-distance relationships. Three of my friends have indulged/are indulging in those, and I've been burned twice by meeting great girls only to find they were involved in long-distance relationships. *twitch* *twitch*

I feel cheated by this thread. Is this not the kind of thread that an announcement was made about, i.e. a misleading title?

Bah, you think that's bad? A couple years back there was a company called "Coincidence Design" (now defunct) that was aparently staffed by private investigator types who would stalk a girl of your choosing, find out everything about her and arrange a chance meeting for around $50,000.

Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.

That is just .... so Stardestroyer.net.

This is hilarious. I've never even been on a date, and I'm not desperate enough to make use of this site.