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Looks like it's up to me.Elheru Aran wrote:Legolas looks in the mirror and sees Orlando Bloom... who is Legolas... it's the kinda joke you have to get the first time around for it to be really funny, sorry! maybe someone else can explain...
Woah! I just had a flashback to when Teal'c tried to tell that joke on SG1....fgalkin wrote:Here's the most popular one (many of you have heard it)
A Russian nuclear submarine meets an US nuclear sub. The Russians invite the Americans over for a visit. Suddenly, as the Americans enter, they hear a shout and much cursing by the Russian captain:
WHOT THE FUCK DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTROLS?! WHO THE FUCK DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTROLS?! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTOLS?! (etc.)
The American captais tells his Russian colleague: "How can you subject your crew to such abuse? Back in the USA, we....."
"THERE IS NO MORE FUCKING USA, YOU IDIOT! WHO DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTOLS?!"
Good enough for you?
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Lol. That was a good one.fgalkin wrote:Here's the most popular one (many of you have heard it)
A Russian nuclear submarine meets an US nuclear sub. The Russians invite the Americans over for a visit. Suddenly, as the Americans enter, they hear a shout and much cursing by the Russian captain:
WHOT THE FUCK DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTROLS?! WHO THE FUCK DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTROLS?! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTOLS?! (etc.)
The American captais tells his Russian colleague: "How can you subject your crew to such abuse? Back in the USA, we....."
"THERE IS NO MORE FUCKING USA, YOU IDIOT! WHO DROPPED THE BOOT ON THE CONTOLS?!"
Good enough for you?
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Just replace "Scotsman" with "New Zealander" and you will get a mostly warm reception!Symmetry wrote:
I have some Scotsman/Sheep jokes too, but on second thought I probably shouldn't.