Dumb bastards - all of them

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-15 03:51am

Now one of my friends thinks I've betrayed her, wtf, made me feel all depressed and guilty at first because I didn't know what on earth I had done...

But then she told me that it was because of what happened at easter when we where playing around, sorta wrestling in the hay, things like playfull wrestling in a state of inebration, I mean I stole her hat(in jest) and she then tried to stuff hay down my neck and such, anyway she has a boyfriend and he apparently thinks it was more than that, the dumb fuck, I known the guy longer than I've known her, never knew he'd think of me like that.

She said "How do you think it felt for *insert name*, seeing me lying on top of you?"(Well I'd think the part where you're trying to stuff hay down my neck should indicate that we're only playing around, not "fooling" around)

Bullshit, even if he's an overly jelaous BF it's no better of her to accuse me of "betraying" her.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-04-15 05:55am

Im coming to the realization this week, shadow, that all chicks are fucking insane.

fucking.

insane.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-15 06:00am

Show them the finger. They're idiots.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-15 06:37am

Kill them all and eat the flesh from their bones.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-15 07:20am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Kill them all and eat the flesh from their bones.

and spanky's virginity triumphantly lasts another painful year.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-15 07:22am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Kill them all and eat the flesh from their bones.
and spanky's virginity triumphantly lasts another painful year.

Hooray!!

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-04-15 07:26am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Kill them all and eat the flesh from their bones.
and spanky's virginity triumphantly lasts another painful year.
Hooray!!

Idiot. You clearly have no clue what you're missing.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-04-15 07:37am

The hell with space exploration,we need to study how female brains work.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-04-15 07:49am

No, Space exploration is easier.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-15 07:49am

BoredShirtless wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote: and spanky's virginity triumphantly lasts another painful year.
Hooray!!
Idiot. You clearly have no clue what you're missing.

It's called a joke.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-15 07:54am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Hooray!!
Idiot. You clearly have no clue what you're missing.
It's called a joke.

lol, the concept of humor is lost on that one. His head is too thick.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-04-15 07:55am

jenat-lai wrote:No, Space exploration is easier.

its all still going boldly where no man has gone before.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-15 08:10am

Hmm, latest SMS I got from her read like this:

I understand why he[her BF] reacted like that... And it is my fault and I regret it alot... And then he also thinks you're interested in me...ridiculous

But I am, though I wouldn't act on it because she has a BF, though I wonder why she thinks thats ridiculous... I probably wouldn't like the answer though.

And as I told her, I'm not ashamed, I had fun, not my fault that someone else has a problem with that.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-04-15 02:40pm

You like her, she has a BF, he thinks you like her, she thinks you betrayed her.

Hello Aaron Spelling!

You should just stop hanging out with her. There's nothing more sad than a guy who can't move on pining over a girl who is clearly uninterested. Find someone else, someone less prone to unstable behavior and accusations of betrayal to cover her own mistakes.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-04-15 02:53pm

Montcalm wrote:The hell with space exploration,we need to study how female brains work.

This isn't rocket science! It's brain surgery! Hand me the ice cream scoop.
[/Monty Burns]

<- aerospace engineering major

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-15 02:56pm

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:You should just stop hanging out with her. There's nothing more sad than a guy who can't move on pining over a girl who is clearly uninterested.

I have no idea wheter she's uninterested or not, seeing as there's never been anything romantic about our relationship in the first place and I am not exactly anticipiating that either so I am just her friend and have never tried to come on to her or anything.

You've clearly failed to read what I've said in this thread and produced your own fantasy version of whats been happening.

Anyway she's apologized for it.

Nice oversimplification fallacy as well.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-04-15 04:12pm

Mayabird wrote:
Montcalm wrote:The hell with space exploration,we need to study how female brains work.
This isn't rocket science! It's brain surgery! Hand me the ice cream scoop.
[/Monty Burns]

<- aerospace engineering major

*starts handing out copies of brain seurgery for dummies*

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-04-15 07:06pm

To me it sounds like that wrestling with you caused her to feel something for you which then caused her to feel guilty because of her boyfriend so she decided to blame you which reduces the guilt.

My girlfriend occaisonally pulls this transference bullshit as well. We'll miss a couple of dates due to her having to work late and a few days later she'll accuse me of being boring and never wanting to go out. Now, I've been brought up to not hit women, so instead I'll go over a play-by-play about all the times I've wanted to go out, but couldn't since she has to work.

While it all kind seems like bullshit, it does serve a couple purposes. It allows her to vent her frusterations over her workload, and my "fighting back" increases my manliness in her eyes. Plus, there's a chance at some sex.

Anyway, since she apologised to you, it seems that her logic circuits are now back on line, so you shouldn't have any trouble till the next time.