Incredible. This first person shooter game has mind-boggling graphics easily rivaling Q3 technology. Best part is, it's only ninety six (96) kilobytes big! That's right, ninety six kilobytes, as in less than 0.1 megabyte!
It generates its own textures, etc. I've seen something like it before (maybe it was the same thing)
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It doesn't works on my pc. It crashs to the desktop
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And it requires a graphics card with pixel shaders. It says it wants at least a GF4Ti.
Shadowhawk
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Crap! well, my computer qualifies in all but one area! RAM...
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Well, I've only got 256mb RAM but it worked ok on my comp . Then again I do have 2.1 GHZ Athlon CPU and a Geforce 4 Ti4200, so maybe that made up for it.
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It won't even run on my machine. I get an XP 'do you want to report this error' box when I try to run it.
My machine is an nForce2 based Athlon XP2400+ with 512 Megs of RAM and a Radeon 9600 Pro 128 meg AGP card.
My machine is powerful enough to run it, but it doesn't.
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Shadowhawk wrote:And it requires a graphics card with pixel shaders. It says it wants at least a GF4Ti.
Ah ok. I was wondering why it ate a bowl of shit instead of working when I tried it.
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