To top it all off, I get back to my room and find out I had a fucking single the whole time! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!




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Use a 12 gauge shotgun the next time to pop the vending machine open...IG-88E wrote:I come back from class lookingto get a goddamn coke. I look and I have a five-dollar bill and 1.20 in change, FIVE CENTS SHORT!!! Fuck. Then, a nice girl hands me a nickle, I put the change in, and the fucking thing's OUT OF CHERRY COKE! FUCK! I press regular coke and the fucking bottle gets STUCK IN THE FUCKING opening! Motherfuck! I can't reach the coke, so I kick the godamn thing and it drops out, but now my foot hurts!
To top it all off, I get back to my room and find out I had a fucking single the whole time! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
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That’s why you stand to the side, or simply smash the glass some of them have, though that’s mostly snake machines.aerius wrote:I remember some cases where pop bottle would get stuck, and the dumbass kids would try to get them out by tipping the vending machine. It resulted in a Darwin award when the machine fell on the kid and crushed him to death.
Pop (n) - A drink consisting primarily of carbonated water and various sugars, with the addition of various natural and artificial flavours. Examples include Coke, Pepsi, Ginger Ale, Sprite, Orange Crush, Mountain Dew amoung others.verilon wrote:Yes, but WTF is pop???
North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,Pretty close to what North Carolina is.
Viagra?Mr Bean wrote:North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,Pretty close to what North Carolina is.
Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)
Umm *Thinks fastWasn't it initially invented by British scientists?
Maybe the British Scientists of Phzer went too North Caroline too experiment on Rednecks.Ted wrote:Viagra?Mr Bean wrote:North Carolina? Naaa thats far from under the rock status like NORTH Dakota or Gerogia where the fact we won WWI still has not reached everyone,Pretty close to what North Carolina is.
Besides I present the evidance of Kelly happening to hail from NC and my own stay there between 92-99(Oh and don't forgot Virgia was devolped in NC! Err at least I think it was)
Wasn't it initially invented by British scientists?
Ui...some people just can't take a joke....*shakes head*Beowulf wrote:I can't believe you don't know what pop is! Honestly, where have you been living the past 17 years? Iran?