"Of course, what would really happen is that in Game 7, with the Red Sox winning 20-0 in the 9th inning, with two outs and two strikes on the last Cubs batter, a previously unseen meteor would strike the earth, instantly and forever wiping out all life on the planet, and forever denying the Red Sox a World Series victory..."
Well, this certainly shows us the calibre of the agents that'll be breaking down doors and arresting people for the horrendous crime of putting whatever substances they want into their own bodies.
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"The kids screamed and started to cry," said Vivian Farmer, who attended the presentation with her 13-year-old nephew.
"Everyone was pretty shaken up," Farmer said. "But the point of gun safety hit home. Unfortunately, the agent had to get shot. But after seeing that, my nephew doesn't want to have anything to do with guns."
Maybe the DEA should integrate this into all of their firearm safety classes.
Stuff like this is exactly why they make dummy ammunition for guns of all calibers, so you can give demonstrations and training were you might be distracted or some people might be inexperienced and have no risk of an accidental discharge.
Master of Ossus wrote:How did he manage to shoot himself like that? I didn't think a weapon could fire if the slide was drawn back.
Sounds like he probably released the slide with a magazine still in the gun and it loaded a round which then slam fired.
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Darth Wong wrote: This guy was conducting a safety demonstration for children with a loaded weapon?
That right there will ensure this guy a rightful spot among those who have won a Darwin Award.
Nope, you have to remove yourself from the gene pool to get a Darwin. This guy can have kids still, so no Darwin.
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Darth Wong wrote: This guy was conducting a safety demonstration for children with a loaded weapon?
That right there will ensure this guy a rightful spot among those who have won a Darwin Award.
Maybe if he'd been aiming a little to the left and down, yeah......
Honourable mention though
"Of course, what would really happen is that in Game 7, with the Red Sox winning 20-0 in the 9th inning, with two outs and two strikes on the last Cubs batter, a previously unseen meteor would strike the earth, instantly and forever wiping out all life on the planet, and forever denying the Red Sox a World Series victory..."
This reminds me of my old science teacher. Formally a shop class teacher, he cut off his right ring finger on a table saw. During a safety lecture about how to properly use them.
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Hey... *looks at news station* THIS IS LOCAL! I never watch channel six news, it sucks, but this event happened half an hour away. I might know people who were involved....
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"Then he pulled back the slide and asked someone in the audience to look inside the gun and confirm it wasn't loaded, the report said."
Now, did he tell the person to look down the barrel, or did he spine the gun around so it was POINTING AT HIMSELF? I suspect the latter. Either way, he was wrong to presume it was unloaded.
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"Then he pulled back the slide and asked someone in the audience to look inside the gun and confirm it wasn't loaded, the report said."
Now, did he tell the person to look down the barrel, or did he spine the gun around so it was POINTING AT HIMSELF? I suspect the latter. Either way, he was wrong to presume it was unloaded.
Do you know anything about guns? What he did was ask somone to look into the chamber not down the fucking barrel. And when you do that you have the gun pointed at the ground, the fact that he then shot himself in the leg supports that simple logic.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Darth Wong wrote: This guy was conducting a safety demonstration for children with a loaded weapon?
Well to do the job properlly you do need bullets in it. But as i siad, they make dummies for the job. This guy was an idiot who appears to have then suffered from some bad luck.
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— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:Well to do the job properlly you do need bullets in it. But as i siad, they make dummies for the job. This guy was an idiot who appears to have then suffered from some bad luck.
No way. There's no reason whatsoever for him to have live rounds anywhere near those kids. They don't allow live rounds on film sets!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Well to do the job properlly you do need bullets in it. But as i siad, they make dummies for the job. This guy was an idiot who appears to have then suffered from some bad luck.
No way. There's no reason whatsoever for him to have live rounds anywhere near those kids. They don't allow live rounds on film sets!
Probably since the fuck-ups with Brandon Lee
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"Of course, what would really happen is that in Game 7, with the Red Sox winning 20-0 in the 9th inning, with two outs and two strikes on the last Cubs batter, a previously unseen meteor would strike the earth, instantly and forever wiping out all life on the planet, and forever denying the Red Sox a World Series victory..."