Laird 3 - Fire 0.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2004-05-13 06:32pm

Apperently well I was at college my apartment caught fire again for the third time in last five years...Mans greatest enemy defeated by a super soaker.(stupid fireman kickin in my door.:p) I guess my roomie left a pot of potatoes on the stove on low and they caught fire.:p

Broken Door.
Bastard Pot that started the fire.
Damanged and melted pot.
Smoke detector the firemen ripped down.:p

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-13 06:37pm

....How fucking long must those potatos have been boiling to have firstly boiled dry and secondly caught fire?!

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2004-05-13 06:51pm

hours apperently...I left at 7am this morning...and got back an hour ago...so like I've been gone all day.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-05-13 07:09pm

did you kick your roommate in the nuts?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-13 07:51pm

salm wrote:did you kick your roommate in the nuts?

I would stick his hand on a burner to teach him always turn the damn stove off when he's leaving the kitchen for more than ten minutes.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2004-05-13 08:47pm

Actually you know whats really sad? he's training in culinary arts at the same college I am doing my IT course at, tommorow as a lesson were gonna dunk his hand in fat and deep fry it for a few seconds.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-13 09:03pm

Show the idiot the correct use of a spork.
Then fry some eggs and pour ketchup on them.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-13 09:09pm

Laird wrote:Actually you know whats really sad? he's training in culinary arts at the same college I am doing my IT course at, tommorow as a lesson were gonna dunk his hand in fat and deep fry it for a few seconds.

He shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen, let alone a course about them. It's one thing for a pan to poil over, it's another to slightly burn something and it's a fucking crime to set something one fucking fire!!!!!!!!! Sorry, thats the chef in me talking...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-05-13 11:48pm

Laird wrote:Actually you know whats really sad? he's training in culinary arts at the same college I am doing my IT course at, tommorow as a lesson were gonna dunk his hand in fat and deep fry it for a few seconds.

Then set it on fire....