Do your pets participate when you masturbate?

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Do they participate?

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Phantasee
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Do your pets participate when you masturbate?

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Just because RedImperator asked. :twisted: So, do they participate when you masturbate? Or is it a little bit too far?
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You're a sick, sad, little man. And you have my pitty.
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Bit too far, chief.
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what the fuck is your major malfunction Private Pyle?
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Jordie wrote:You're a sick, sad, little man. And you have my pitty.
That...hurts.... :cry:

Wait...you didn't answer the question! :P Avoiding the topic is a sign of guilt....who's sick now? :shock: I just realized what that implies...ick.
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Way too far.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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evilcat4000 wrote:Way too far.
I tend to concur.
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If your pet participates, wouldn't that cease to be masturbation and become bestiality?
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Galvatron wrote:If your pet participates, wouldn't that cease to be masturbation and become bestiality?
Hm. Interesting.

:shock:

Excuse me while I try to get this thread deleted....it is more disturbing then I meant it to be...

And Jordie, you might want to get some help for that. :wink:
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