The Governator vs. Yoda

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-05-25 01:11pm

Dear Arnold,

My friends and I were discussing what some of the greatest (cinematic) battles would be. Of course, your name came up very quickly, and we put you up against Yoda. Most of my friends tell me that you'd lose to Yoda because Yoda has the force on his side and will just use his mind to throw you into the wall a few times. However, I beg to differ with them. Yes, Yoda has the force. Yes, Yoda could probably throw you into a wall a few times. But, when has a wall ever stopped you? From being crucified to surviving a nuclear explosion, I think a wall would be child's play...

Although these are good arguments, there is still one that is far above the others. What does Arnold do best? The impossible. If defeating Yoda is impossible, then you would do it... I'm curious as to how you'd answer such a ludicrous question: Who would win, you or Yoda? And why?

- solymot@alleg.edu

This is the funniest question anyone's ever asked me and, to be honest, when it was forwarded to me, I thought at first someone in my office was just trying to have fun with me. But after I read it, I thought, why not? It's kind of an interesting question. Let's have fun.

Actually, I've seen the STAR WARS films a few times, and of course, my kids like them tremendously (there's even a life-size Yoda in the conference room at the office -- a gift from a friend). Although I wouldn't consider myself an expert, what I can say about Yoda is that he's character with a strong, serious mind and a disciplined will. To become a Jedi Master, Yoda would have had to work very hard and make tremendous sacrifices. He would have needed to spend tremendous hours training; levitating rocks, practicing with his light saber, that sort of thing.

By now, I think you'll see what I'm getting at; becoming a Jedi Master is not unlike becoming a champion bodybuilder, or becoming an actor. I worked hard in the gym to become a champion, and I worked very hard to become an actor, and I couldn't have done any of it without commitment, and that takes discipline and willpower first. The mind is actually more powerful than the body, because it is our will that helps us shape everything else around us, whether it's our careers, how we help our communities or even if it's just making time for our families.

So who would win? Possibly Yoda, but I'm sure I'd kick his butt in a pose-down!

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-05-25 01:28pm

Ooh, tough one.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-25 01:29pm

Sweet, they have a life size Yoda.

Loved his answer to it though.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-25 01:44pm

Bwahahah!

That was a great answer! What oratory skills! That man should run for governor!!

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-05-25 01:52pm

Zaia wrote:What oratory skills!

100% he has someone ghost writing his press releases.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-25 01:57pm

Oh, I know. I just had to have a bridge to get to my lame joke.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-05-25 02:40pm

Zaia wrote:Oh, I know. I just had to have a bridge to get to my lame joke.

Ah

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-25 03:04pm

Would be nice though if he actually did answer them himself

Pose-down? Brings back memories of Zoolander