First off, this dream features an interesting cast of characters, largely composed of ex-girlfriends of mine- which is odd, because this dream contains more ex-girlfriends than I actually have. So let's just say there are some crazy female presences who the mind's eye painted as being ex-girlfriends of mine. Only one of them actually was a ex-girlfriend of mine. There are, broadly speaking, five of them, though two are interchangable.
1: An actual Ex of mine, one I'm seeing this summer. In this dream, she is a also a vampire/ghost queen living in my house. We'll call her Girl 1.
2:A false girl, more attractive than 1, but someone I've never seen. Also a vampire/ghost queen living in my house, and is interchangable with Girl 1.
3: This asian girl I slept with once at the beginning of my Freshman year. She's initially attractive, but over the course of teh dream, turns wrinkled, old, and insane. I'll call her Ghost Girl.
4. An old friend of mine, who briefly dated my best friend in high school, and with whom I often flirted. An attractive but insecure girl, sort of slutty in a non-awful way.
5. Mystery girl, a false Ex, seemingly in this dream the avatar of Teh S3xy. Only one of the 4 girls who is both affectionate and not a ghost/vampire/evil/insane old woman. Probably a lesbian.
This dream starts with me in my house. I notice that there are more twisted ghost creatures about that usual, and I decide to leave. On the way out, I run into Girl 1, who I don't immediatly recognize as being trouble. She asks me to stay, and I point out the many evil ghosts about. The scene suddenly changes to my high-school physic's teacher's classroom, where I am now talking to Girl 2. She asks me why I'm not staying in my house.
This is odd, because I never had any classes with Girl 1 in real life. Perhaps Girl 2 represents Girl 1's friends?
Scene change- I'm now outside my house. There's a bunch of anti-vampire/ghost cops around. I desperately want to see Girl 1, but the cops tell me it isn't safe to go in. Some of them will storm the house shortly, but I need to find a place to sleep for the night. The "cop presence" always calls me son, and is either a weird presence much bigger than I am, or a weasly guy with a brooklyn accent and a magnum revolver (like from dirty harry)
Obviously, I head down to the local pier (I live in New Jersey, sixty miles from the nearest pier...) where there's a cajun restaurant. I stumble about, wait in line to get some take-out cajun to keep me fed while I sleep in the woods, when I feel a hand on my shoulder. It's Girl 3, who still looks normal, and she immediatly kisses me passionately- It should be noted this is a one way thing, I'm not kissing her back- but it feels weird. She tells me to meet her at the cajun restaurant later than night. I'm apprehensive, what with all these girls being strange and evil, but I decide to go anyway. She's laid out on a cot, invitingly, in her bra and panties- and she's now bcome shirivelled and almost corpselike and wrinkled. I beat a hasty retreat, and she gives chase, howling my name. I wisely hide in the sleeping bag I hace set up in the woods, alongside a nameless friendly male presence, who I take to be an old friend of mine from high school. He says not to worry, and if I stay still, the hag will not catch me. It turns out to be true.
I'm now back outside my house. It's snowing, and the Vampire hunting cops are raiding the place, I think they aren't doing so well, so I poke my head in. Girl 1, who turns briefly into Girl 2, appears to be nebulously destroying the Brooklyn cop.
Wham. I'm back in physics class, and Girl 4 is there. For some reason, I know she's mine, and we begin to passionately kiss. We are briefly in a library, then she looks up at me, studies my face, and says "No..." and suddenly, I'm back in my ghost-infested house. I see Girl 1, and beat a hasty retreat.
It's still snowing outside, and there's now a van in the driveway, and the cops are gone, presumably dead at Girl 1/2's hands. Mystery Girl 5 is there, by the van. Seeing as she's an ex of mine, and the most attrative girl yet (for some untouchable reason, sort of like she's an avatar of aggressive feminine attractiveness) I immediatly tell her that I just had the good luck to run into a girl from the past who I thought was absolutly beautiful, obviously some sort of cheesy dream pickup line. She responds by saying "Me Too,
," and suddenly I dream-think she's a lesbian, or otherwise untouchable. This is tested when she immediatly begins passionately kissing my neck (noticing a pattern?) Then shakes herself, examines my face, and says "No, I don't think so." And wham, she's gone, and I realise I must take the train to the French city of Cannes to escape the ghosts in my house. I've been there twice in real life, enough to get an impression of the place without an actual working knowledge of how to navigate the town. I take the train, and immediatly get lost, looking for a 2-star hotel to stay in. I remember thinking quite clearly "Well, I'm in Cannes, but I don't speak very good french, I don't know anyone here, I'm basically all alone, what am I gonna do?"
I wind up back at the entrance to Cannes, which is inexplicably also a small skiing course, down which people are racing. I have to slip back into the city, avoiding the skiiers, where I immediatly notice Girls 1,2, and 5, along with a small group of uninmportant people, sitting along a wall. I walk over, and only Girl 5 stands out of the crowd. "Where are you staying?" I ask.
"At the Grand Royal." She says, pointing to a massive, decaying old hotel, which is clearly expensive but for some reason also run-down.
"Oh, I can't afford that. I'm looking for a two-star hotel." I say.
Girls 1 and 2 break in. "That's disgusting! what a small hotel."
To which I reply, "Yeah, but it's what I can afford, and they give you croissants and hot chocolate for breakfast. It's delicious, the best thing in the world."
Girl 5 now breaks into a massive smile, says "Yes." and reaches for my pants' zipper.
Then I wake up.
WTF?
