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Shep is now a Voting Official :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

And for $10.36 an hour to boot :twisted: :twisted:
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OOKAY....

Local election / parlament / congress / School / ????
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Faram wrote:OOKAY....

Local election / parlament / congress / School / ????
Statewide Election :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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You know election manipulation is a criminal offence...

Hmm did you live in florida?
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Faram wrote:You know election manipulation is a criminal offence...

Hmm did you live in florida?
I've visited my grandmother, who lives there.....does that count?
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Nah, the #1 sign is when they put you in charge of the national gun control policy. I for one would be quite happy with this as it means I can now get full auto guns among other things.
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MKSheppard wrote:I've visited my grandmother, who lives there.....does that count?
Naaw just thought that in Florida it seems election manipulation is a local sport or sumthing.

I had a good laf at the expense of the USA during the Prez election :D
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Top #1 Sign of the Impending Apocalypse......
So ... there's more than one #1 sign?
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I don't see why this is a problem. AFAIK, Shep can add. This makes him overqualified for a voting official, particularly in Florida.
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Darth Wong wrote:I don't see why this is a problem. AFAIK, Shep can add. This makes him overqualified for a voting official, particularly in Florida.
ROFLMAO

Thats fucking hilarious!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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No no first sign of the Aploclispe is and shall remain a Green Party Candadit winning the Presidential Election

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Darth Wong wrote:I don't see why this is a problem. AFAIK, Shep can add. This makes him overqualified for a voting official, particularly in Florida.
I am so going to give you a noogie if/when I ever see you in person. :P
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I'll know when the world is coming to an end when Kelly reveals she's a man, God will say that there is no God, Strom Thurmond becomes president (running for his States' Rights party), and I get a life.
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Okay is the whole Florida thing just because of the presidential elections?
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aerius wrote:Nah, the #1 sign is when they put you in charge of the national gun control policy. I for one would be quite happy with this as it means I can now get full auto guns among other things.
I'm getting an S-60 and knocking down the damn news helicopters which constantly hover over my town to observe accidents on the nearby highway.
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Mr Bean wrote:No no first sign of the Aploclispe is and shall remain a Green Party Candadit winning the Presidential Election
The White House being stormed by fifty thousand armed citizens is hardly the end of the world.
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That would actually benefit the United States.
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No see the Green Party are half Socialist half Communist and they want a Dictatorship style system of goverment....

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Mr Bean wrote:No see the Green Party are half Socialist half Communist and they want a Dictatorship style system of goverment....
I'm always amazed at how little people know about the Green Parties goals. The worst thing that could happen to that party, from its point of view, would be for a member to win a major office. Once they attempt to actually push there communist ideals, that’s the end of em.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:That would actually benefit the United States.
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aerius wrote:Nah, the #1 sign is when they put you in charge of the national gun control policy. I for one would be quite happy with this as it means I can now get full auto guns among other things.
He could cut entitlement spending and foreign aid to provide an M-4 to every citizen

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Steve wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I don't see why this is a problem. AFAIK, Shep can add. This makes him overqualified for a voting official, particularly in Florida.
I am so going to give you a noogie if/when I ever see you in person. :P
Grr...South Florida gives the rest of the state a really, really bad name.
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