Doonsbury: Bush's Greatest Hits 2003-2004

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-08-16 08:23am

Just sorta speaks for itself.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-08-16 08:45am

What a fucking moron.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-08-16 08:53am

Heh, I likes it.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-08-16 09:20am

Look no further than my sig, people.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-08-16 09:46am

Vympel wrote:Look no further than my sig, people.

I think that may very well be the definitive GWB quote. It'll be hard to top before he leaves office.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-08-16 10:29am

if nothing else, shrubby's provided the late night shows with four years of comedy material.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-08-16 10:52am

Darth_Zod wrote:if nothing else, shrubby's provided the late night shows with four years of comedy material.

That's it? They're gonna be ripping on him even after he's out of office, simply making fun of what he'd say in speeches.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-08-16 10:57am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:if nothing else, shrubby's provided the late night shows with four years of comedy material.
That's it? They're gonna be ripping on him even after he's out of office, simply making fun of what he'd say in speeches.

well . . .minimum of four years. though bill clinton didn't last too long as comedy material after he was out of office, so. . . .*shrug*

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-08-16 10:58am

Darth_Zod wrote: well . . .minimum of four years. though bill clinton didn't last too long as comedy material after he was out of office, so. . . .*shrug*

Yeah, but he had genuine comedy golddust coming in to replace him!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-08-16 02:25pm

Darth_Zod wrote:well . . .minimum of four years. though bill clinton didn't last too long as comedy material after he was out of office, so. . . .*shrug*

I don't know. Clintons kind of become a fixture for the poon loving president in the comedy shows I've seen.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-08-16 03:34pm

Anyone catch Leno's recurring gig where he compares Bush's English to his Spanish?

Scary.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-08-16 03:54pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:well . . .minimum of four years. though bill clinton didn't last too long as comedy material after he was out of office, so. . . .*shrug*
I don't know. Clintons kind of become a fixture for the poon loving president in the comedy shows I've seen.

Yeah, but that's harder to make fun of than overall ineptness.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-08-16 05:35pm

DIdn't he once say that Japan and America had shared a healthy alliance for over a hundred years?

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-08-16 05:43pm

That's one ugly west Texas girl...

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2004-08-16 05:45pm

Vympel wrote:Look no further than my sig, people.

Well, blame it on his speech writers.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-08-16 05:55pm

Mange the Swede wrote:
Vympel wrote:Look no further than my sig, people.
Well, blame it on his speech writers.

Not their fault, if anything they're the ones who prevent him from looking even worse when he speaks publicly.

As for the comic, funny, now let's see Trudeau come up with some actual original humorous content.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-08-16 06:19pm

2000AD wrote:DIdn't he once say that Japan and America had shared a healthy alliance for over a hundred years?

"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." George W. Bush, Feb. 18, 2002

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-08-16 06:23pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
2000AD wrote:DIdn't he once say that Japan and America had shared a healthy alliance for over a hundred years?
"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." George W. Bush, Feb. 18, 2002

Maybe he meant a briefly interrupted century and a half.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2004-08-16 08:44pm

Andrew J. wrote:Maybe he meant a briefly interrupted century and a half.

The funny thing is, not even that saves him - unless 20% of the century and a half is a brief interruption.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-08-16 11:26pm

so he cant count. dont blame him, statisics are hard.