What Shep is wearing tomorrow as an official county employee

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-04 02:39pm

Keeps your head warm, and the Red Star isn't hated here, in the liberal la-la
land of Maryland, Montgomery Counry....

And yes...I do have one of these Ushankas

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-04 02:49pm

LOL

You need a big Russian green coat and a red star belt buckle to go with it. And we need more pictures of it all.

"Will you be voting for comrade Stalin today citizen worker?" "No?, very well please step out through that door into the courtyard to await your turn." "My turn to vote?" "Umm, yes, to wait for your turn to vote."

Person walks through the door.

"Silencers are such a great invention." Whispers Shep to another employee.
"Next."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-04 02:52pm

Yes, citizen, of course your vote counts. Mu hahahahaha.

We need pictures.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-04 02:57pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:LOL

You need a big Russian green coat and a red star belt buckle to go with it. And we need more pictures of it all.

Will a black leather coat do fine?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-04 02:57pm

Nice.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-11-04 03:03pm

A Tokarev is required. Or even better, a Stechkin (because machine pistols officially r0x0r... except the Stechkin didn't, as I recall. Damn.)

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-04 03:06pm

and be sure to walk in this russian goose step style.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-04 03:07pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:LOL

You need a big Russian green coat and a red star belt buckle to go with it. And we need more pictures of it all.
Will a black leather coat do fine?

That works, I guess.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-11-04 03:27pm

My old boss had one of those hats. I personally thought it was hilarious, since "Russian Commie" is now just as much of an act as "Sea Pirate"

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-04 04:27pm

Purty, I want one

Better yet a uniform

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-04 04:53pm

I get it!

How much do those cost? If you get a promotion, do you get to wear a fez?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-04 05:10pm

I was expecting an orange jumpsuit or something equivalent.

Maybe that'll come after you start a riot for wearing that hat to be an election official.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-04 05:27pm

i´ve got one of these at home, but not a russian one but a DDR one. it´s slightly too small though.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-04 05:29pm

Damn, Soviets and Nazis sure knew how to dress.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-04 05:36pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Damn, Soviets and Nazis sure knew how to dress.

Nazis?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-04 05:38pm

I'm just talking in general.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-04 05:51pm

achso.

Post by **Steve** » 2002-11-04 07:56pm

Yeah, the totalitarians are real big on snappy appearances.

:twisted:

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-04 11:05pm

So Shep are you a judge or just a regular old registration checker?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-04 11:26pm

Steve wrote:Yeah, the totalitarians are real big on snappy appearances. :twisted:

They still look like morons though. We'll maybe not the Soviets, but all the others.

Nothing beats the Moscow military parade where the infrared lights used to guide the tanks burned out, think it was 1978 this happened.. The result was instead of a precision formation there where dozens of collisions and on tank nearly ran into the crowd.

I love the section of oil pipe made up to look like missiles and thrown on kit bashed Scud or Scaleboard launchers they always had to annoy Western Intel and the artillery pieces which where never seen again after a single May day Parade appearance.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-05 01:39am

My old boss had one of those hats. I personally thought it was hilarious, since "Russian Commie" is now just as much of an act as "Sea Pirate"

Aaaarrrrgghhh !