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The "Nice FEMALE legs" thread!

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Any takers? A lot of people posted in the male version of the thread, and let's face it; we have to call the females on their "you show us your bodies and we might show you an elbow or something" talk.

Mayabird said she might contribute. Is there any likelihood of anyone else?

PS. These pictures should show enough of you that we can tell it's actually you. No copying and pasting from a pantyhose advertisement!

EDIT: This is not a contest. Nobody wins, nobody loses, it's just a showoff thread.
EDIT 2: Anybody who bashes an entrant will be forced to eat my router, shit it out, and then eat it again.
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I would if I had nice legs. For now, I'll have to flaunt something else. Y'all don't want to see my legs. :D

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Re: The "Nice FEMALE legs" thread!

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Darth Wong wrote:PS. These pictures should show enough of you that we can tell it's actually you. No copying and pasting from a pantyhose advertisement!
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Well...damn that was fast. Looks like I need to go borrow someone's camera now and take some pics of what some have called my shapely legs.

EDIT: actually, now with all the crap going on from the Aphrodite contest, I don't know if I really should or not.
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Re: The "Nice FEMALE legs" thread!

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Darth Wong wrote:Any takers? A lot of people posted in the male version of the thread, and let's face it; we have to call the females on their "you show us your bodies and we might show you an elbow or something" talk.

Mayabird said she might contribute. Is there any likelihood of anyone else?

PS. These pictures should show enough of you that we can tell it's actually you. No copying and pasting from a pantyhose advertisement!
What are we talking about here, Mike. The girls in shorts or some such?
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Knife wrote: What are we talking about here, Mike. The girls in shorts or some such?
That's one possibilty, there's also beach towels, lengerie, handkerchefs and the ever popular Au Natural.
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Knife wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Any takers? A lot of people posted in the male version of the thread, and let's face it; we have to call the females on their "you show us your bodies and we might show you an elbow or something" talk.

Mayabird said she might contribute. Is there any likelihood of anyone else?

PS. These pictures should show enough of you that we can tell it's actually you. No copying and pasting from a pantyhose advertisement!
What are we talking about here, Mike. The girls in shorts or some such?
Anything that shows leg. Shorts, skirts, lingerie, whatever. It doesn't have to be a Victoria's Secret picture; it could be perfectly normal outdoor wear. You can see most of Rebecca's legs in this picture and she's all dressed up:

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Mind you, she's not a board member so technically, she shouldn't be in this thread :)
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Stravo wrote:
Knife wrote: What are we talking about here, Mike. The girls in shorts or some such?
That's one possibilty, there's also beach towels, lengerie, handkerchefs and the ever popular Au Natural.
Well, I was trying to be realistic.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

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Darth Wong wrote: Anything that shows leg. Shorts, skirts, lingerie, whatever. It doesn't have to be a Victoria's Secret picture; it could be perfectly normal outdoor wear. You can see most of Rebecca's legs in this picture and she's all dressed up:

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Mind you, she's not a board member so technically, she shouldn't be in this thread :)
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But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Darth Wong wrote: Anything that shows leg. Shorts, skirts, lingerie, whatever. It doesn't have to be a Victoria's Secret picture; it could be perfectly normal outdoor wear. You can see most of Rebecca's legs in this picture and she's all dressed up:

*snip great image*

Mind you, she's not a board member so technically, she shouldn't be in this thread :)
I doubt anyone would cite you on anything :P .

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Mike, your wife is h-h-hot! :)
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Mike, you'll go to any length to find a way to post that picture. :P

Although I don't blame you, you're a lucky guy.
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Does she work to keep herself in shape, or is she simply blessed?
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Joe wrote:Does she work to keep herself in shape, or is she simply blessed?
A bit of both, I imagine. She was always a "tall drink o' water", as they say in your part of the country, so long legs are part of the genetic package. But she does yoga every morning, works out with weights once a week, and avoids fatty foods.

There's no real way to predict, when you first meet a girl, whether she will bounce back to her original shape after having kids. From the guy's perspective, I imagine that's just the luck of the draw.
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You know Mike, being a gentleman in real life, I bit my tongue like a motherfucker so I wouldn't ask Rebecca anything about any activities posted here.... ;)
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Lord Poe wrote:You know Mike, being a gentleman in real life, I bit my tongue like a motherfucker so I wouldn't ask Rebecca anything about any activities posted here.... ;)
Well, she said you seemed like a really nice guy, so that whole "gentleman" thing apparently works ... :D
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Darth Wong wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:You know Mike, being a gentleman in real life, I bit my tongue like a motherfucker so I wouldn't ask Rebecca anything about any activities posted here.... ;)
Well, she said you seemed like a really nice guy, so that whole "gentleman" thing apparently works ... :D
Perhaps it's for the best she doesn't start posting here. :P
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Well I suppose someone has to go first.

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Ah, progress at last!
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Nice picture, jmac. I'm guessing aerius was not the one to snap it? :)
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Those are first rate legs right there.
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Nice legs. :P

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RogueIce wrote:Nice picture, jmac. I'm guessing aerius was not the one to snap it? :)
Nope, but I wish I was. 3 happy chicks & alcohol is a recipe for fun if I ever saw one. :D
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jmac wrote:Well I suppose someone has to go first.
Look at the bright side, you can honestly claim regardles of how many pictures are posted, that you are #1.
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