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Years after his bloddy spree, the Weasel is appealing for clemancy. Citing: that the Monkey & Goose Jury that made up his first trial, was baised.
"They didn't have a single Ferret, or spider in that Jury"-Said a Shark representing the Weasel.

The Weasel first trial he attempted to use the innovated Tuppenny & Treackle defense, claiming he was not responsible for his acctions due to the influence of too much suggary Treackle, and starchy Tuppenny Rice. Other appeals by the Weasel over the years have included stress disorder "The Monkeys kept chasing me around and around the bushes, and the Cobblers benches. It just wouldn't stop"

A Nersary Land Prosecutor, had this to say. "The Weasel has been one of the most violent, unredeemable creatures, we have in our prison."

Nersery land prison officialls have been embarressed of late, when the a reporter for the Nersary Land Moon, recently found Sasha the Duck, very much alive months after authorities had executed Career criminal B.B. Wolf for his murder.
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What is it? Blotter? Mescaline? Microdots? Whatever it is, I want some.
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*head begins to spin*

Ugh...can't take nursery rhyme philosophy at this time....errg...
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I'm not sure whether to laugh at this or to thwao at you for making my head hurt....
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No more drugs for that man...
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Get out the tranquilizer darts. The BIG tranquilizer darts... :D
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*snicker* Cute YB. Very cute.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:*snicker* Cute YB. Very cute.
Cute in that taking LSD chair turning into a thousand snakes kinda way.
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I have my migraines again right now, however I was trying to work in some thing about the Prince Charming Polygamy Scandel
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:What is it? Blotter? Mescaline? Microdots? Whatever it is, I want some.
Dude, you better share... :P
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Heh, I have migraines and enough residual toxicity to make reality interesting.
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i want whatever it is that you got into... hell that shit's gotta beat 'shrooms, salvia, and all the other shit i've been exposed to...


btw, salvia divinorum is a nice hallucinogen, and it's legal... :D inexpensive too. i've heard it's like LSD, i've never tried LSD so i can't compare it obviously, but it was fun. really really whacky... :D the high lasts about 5 minutes so it's relatively easy to hide if you've done it and don't want to explain. and it's not a system resident drug, they also don't test for it.
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Natural Insanity
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