Me thinks someone hit the bronzing a little too hard last night...
It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart ass. - The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
That's a "Live Strong" braclet-- Lance Armstrong set up some foundation to raise money to fight cancer. For $5 you get one of those braclets-- they want to sell 5 million of them. A pretty good cause actually, but I have the feeling Kerry's just using it to make a statement-- "Look, I'm a nice guy! I donated five bucks even though i could've donated a few thousand!"
What exactly is so funny about this? Something to do with Willy Wonka?
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
Whoah, Orange alert. You don't get a tan like that from being outside, you have to get in either a bed or use that awful spray-on stuff.
BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman
I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.