Christian Missionary To the Lions!
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Christian Missionary To the Lions!
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TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
"Jesus will save you!" shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few metres away.
"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilliser guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
"Jesus will save you!" shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few metres away.
"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilliser guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
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that is fucking funny. Pitty they didnt bite off his testicles. He is now not a Darwin Award candidate.
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There's always hope: Someone that stupid is bound to find a way to remove themselves from the gene pool eventually...Alyrium Denryle wrote:that is fucking funny. Pitty they didnt bite off his testicles. He is now not a Darwin Award candidate.
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the snakes in iraq's desert are atheist. he clearly needs to go there and save them first before it's too late.Petrosjko wrote:"Hey, God called. Next you must save the alligators..."
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Well...maybe he'll try again and the result will be more entertaining. I mean... most people will try something once...and then twice....and sometimes even a third time.
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Perhaps he's just trying to bring back the glory days of Rome?
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i don't recall romans ever trying to convert lions to christianity in their glory days. . . .Gandalf wrote:Perhaps he's just trying to bring back the glory days of Rome?
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This is something we need to encourage for a variety of reasons, not the last of which is that it keeps them off my doorstep.
I certainly can empathize with the lions in question. I've felt like biting missionaries before.
This is something we need to encourage for a variety of reasons, not the last of which is that it keeps them off my doorstep.
I certainly can empathize with the lions in question. I've felt like biting missionaries before.
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