TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
"Jesus will save you!" shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few metres away.
"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilliser guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:that is fucking funny. Pitty they didnt bite off his testicles. He is now not a Darwin Award candidate.
There's always hope: Someone that stupid is bound to find a way to remove themselves from the gene pool eventually...
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"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope." --P.J. O'Rourke
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Meh. Lion should have bit up a little higher, to prevent him from breeding.
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-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Well...maybe he'll try again and the result will be more entertaining. I mean... most people will try something once...and then twice....and sometimes even a third time.
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Perhaps he's just trying to bring back the glory days of Rome?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:no, no, no
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save them heathan, pagan paranha in the amazon basin...
That'll only work if he has bleeding stigmata.
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"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
Oh, wait...according to the full story, the guy is a loony; he "imagined he heard voices."
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