Prepare to be insulted

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Spoonist
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Prepare to be insulted

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Stuart Mackey
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Thou jarring hedge-born codpiece!

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself

Thou crusty botch of nature!

Thou misbegotten whoreson vassal!
Not bad, but a lot lack the edge and or crudity of more modern insults IMHO
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"There's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is
all filled up with guts and midriff."

I know people like this...

"[Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage."

coughcoughStonesourKnightandPavelcough

"Thou cockered dread-bolted horn-beast!"

That has a certain ring to it.

"[You] live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!"

I know people like this, too...
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[Thou] sanguine coward, [thou] bed-presser, [thou] horseback-breaker, [thou] huge hill of flesh!

Not as concise as "you fat, yellow fuck", but it works.
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