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Which Wizard/ess/Warlock/Witch/Sorceror/Sorceress is the most badass of them all?
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verilon wrote:Which Wizard/ess/Warlock/Witch/Sorceror/Sorceress is the most badass of them all?
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Khedin/Rakot, easily. Of course, then they became gods of the Multiverse, but that is a differnt story. :wink:

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Glinda the good witch of the North, of course.


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Dworkin>Oberon>Fiona>all others thus far mentioned.

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weemadando wrote:Dworkin>Oberon>Fiona>all others thus far mentioned.

Heil Amber! Our new lord and master!
*cough* Rakot*cough*

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fgalkin wrote:
weemadando wrote:Dworkin>Oberon>Fiona>all others thus far mentioned.

Heil Amber! Our new lord and master!
*cough* Rakot*cough*

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JediNeophyte wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
weemadando wrote:Dworkin>Oberon>Fiona>all others thus far mentioned.

Heil Amber! Our new lord and master!
*cough* Rakot*cough*

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*louder cough* Elminster 0wnz! *louder cough*
Who's that?

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fgalkin wrote:Who's that?

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What!? You've never heard of Elminster of Shadowdale, Chosen of Mystra, arguably the most powerful man in all of Faerun? Maybe even in all of Faerun's history.
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JediNeophyte wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Who's that?

have a very nice day.
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What!? You've never heard of Elminster of Shadowdale, Chosen of Mystra, arguably the most powerful man in all of Faerun? Maybe even in all of Faerun's history.
No.

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Elminster is a worthless goody-goody. Sure, he may he more powerful than the Limper, but the Limper is just flat-out cool!

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JediNeophyte wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Who's that?

have a very nice day.
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What!? You've never heard of Elminster of Shadowdale, Chosen of Mystra, arguably the most powerful man in all of Faerun? Maybe even in all of Faerun's history.
Dworkin, Oberon, Fiona and quite a few other Amberites have the capacity to just collapse that entire universe. Would barely make a ripple on the ocean of shadow. No big loss, and the biggest competition you pathetic shadow-dwellers can muster is gone.
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'course, the Imperator of Zan can mess with the Amberites, but he's technically not a mage...
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weemadando wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Who's that?

have a very nice day.
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What!? You've never heard of Elminster of Shadowdale, Chosen of Mystra, arguably the most powerful man in all of Faerun? Maybe even in all of Faerun's history.
Dworkin, Oberon, Fiona and quite a few other Amberites have the capacity to just collapse that entire universe. Would barely make a ripple on the ocean of shadow. No big loss, and the biggest competition you pathetic shadow-dwellers can muster is gone.
The Unnamable (crappy translation from Russian) is a universe. Or, rather a multiverse, that is one and sentient. It turns anything from our universe into itself. it's like matter and anti-matter, except when they meet, matter turns to anti matter.

it is imprisoned by Hedin and Rakot who are creating new universes (worlds) at the rate of many hundreds of thousands per second, the rate at which it can consume them, so that it can't advance any further. it still can create armies in this world which would bithslap the only multi-universal I know, the Burning Legion. (the armies don't get dealt with by the New Gods, btw, but by lesser wizards)

Still thik Amber will win?

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fgalkin wrote:
weemadando wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote: What!? You've never heard of Elminster of Shadowdale, Chosen of Mystra, arguably the most powerful man in all of Faerun? Maybe even in all of Faerun's history.
Dworkin, Oberon, Fiona and quite a few other Amberites have the capacity to just collapse that entire universe. Would barely make a ripple on the ocean of shadow. No big loss, and the biggest competition you pathetic shadow-dwellers can muster is gone.
The Unnamable (crappy translation from Russian) is a universe. Or, rather a multiverse, that is one and sentient. It turns anything from our universe into itself. it's like matter and anti-matter, except when they meet, matter turns to anti matter.

it is imprisoned by Hedin and Rakot who are creating new universes (worlds) at the rate of many hundreds of thousands per second, the rate at which it can consume them, so that it can't advance any further. it still can create armies in this world which would bithslap the only multi-universal I know, the Burning Legion. (the armies don't get dealt with by the New Gods, btw, but by lesser wizards)

Still thik Amber will win?

Have a very nice day.
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It'll make it damn close... But the power of the pattern would hold "the unnameable" quite well I'm willing to bet.

That and the fact that in order to preserve Amber and the Courts, they would happily destroy any shadow infested by "the unnameable"...
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The Imperator's powers, BTW, are very simple - he determines what is and what is not possible, but he himself is the center of all creation, and if he is ever killed/destroyed, all creation, everywhere, ends, forever.

Of course, it's improbable that he will ever be killed, as he himself has decided that it is impossible.
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weemadando wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
weemadando wrote: Dworkin, Oberon, Fiona and quite a few other Amberites have the capacity to just collapse that entire universe. Would barely make a ripple on the ocean of shadow. No big loss, and the biggest competition you pathetic shadow-dwellers can muster is gone.
The Unnamable (crappy translation from Russian) is a universe. Or, rather a multiverse, that is one and sentient. It turns anything from our universe into itself. it's like matter and anti-matter, except when they meet, matter turns to anti matter.

it is imprisoned by Hedin and Rakot who are creating new universes (worlds) at the rate of many hundreds of thousands per second, the rate at which it can consume them, so that it can't advance any further. it still can create armies in this world which would bithslap the only multi-universal I know, the Burning Legion. (the armies don't get dealt with by the New Gods, btw, but by lesser wizards)

Still thik Amber will win?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
It'll make it damn close... But the power of the pattern would hold "the unnameable" quite well I'm willing to bet.

That and the fact that in order to preserve Amber and the Courts, they would happily destroy any shadow infested by "the unnameable"...
I'm not familiar with the pattern. But be aware, that ANYTHING that is not unnamable becomes it (as in turns part of it).

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Why has no one mentioned Black Mage?
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Raxmei wrote:Why has no one mentioned Black Mage?
Because........he's not badass? :roll: :idea:


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verilon wrote:Which Wizard/ess/Warlock/Witch/Sorceror/Sorceress is the most badass of them all?
I like Gandalf the White (obviously after his run-in with that Balrog)...
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This shouldn't be in the OT forum, btw.

Oh, and Gandalf gets his ass kicked by the other mages listed here.

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