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From what I can tell they were trying to knock the cyclist down by opening a door on him. Problem is the dumbfuck holding the door gets his hand caught and is torn out of the car and falls right into the path of an oncomming car.
Serves the fuck right.
Serves the fuck right.
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Looks like... if he lived... broken jaw, possibly neck as well. Both cars were moving it looks like, and he got clipped right on the chin.
EDIT: My bad, right in the face. jaw, neck, nose and cheekbones were probably broken
EDIT: My bad, right in the face. jaw, neck, nose and cheekbones were probably broken
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What a fucking idiot cuntwhore. Pity he couldn't have landed on a manhole or something to damage himself some more.
What a fucking idiot cuntwhore. Pity he couldn't have landed on a manhole or something to damage himself some more.
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Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!
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He totally deserved it for trying to hit the biker.2000AD wrote:Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!
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Well last time I checked, laughter is funny. I'm sure we can get some nice representative to write 150 million into the next US budget to check up on the validity of that conclusion though2000AD wrote:Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!
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Damn that was funny!
Hopefully the worthless jackass died, cause I'd really love to see this incident written up in the Darwin Awards.
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Normally I'd be with you on this, but it looks to me like he was trying to hit that kid with the door. He was doing something that could have killed, crippled, or left brain-damaged a kid on a bike for shits and giggles (not to mention, the kid could have fallen in front of the same car). He got exactly what he deserved, and at any rate, people laughing at him is the least of his problems now.2000AD wrote:Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!
Now on the other hand, if he was just being stupid, then no, he didn't deserve what happened to him. There's a good chance he was killed or permanantly disabled by that hit, and that's not an approppriate penalty just for being dumb.
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wow just wow every time I think my room mates have done every stupid thing possible (including the suggestion "hey lets rush those 9 cops we can take em") I see something like this, fucking incredible.
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One of these days it'll sink into my head that when many SD.net members, including my BF find something funny, it's funny in a perverted or disturbing way, usually both. I don't feel any sympathy for the dumb schmuck, but it's a little too disturbing for me to find funny.
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Geez! I'm not very sympathetic to the guy, but that's gotta hurt.
I wonder if he survived the incident.
And, incidentally, this is why moronic kids should have parents that prevent them from getting licenses to drive cars.
Edit: Incidentally, I think that the other car was parked at the time. They were driving on the wrong side of the road in an effort to hit the kid, and when he fell out he hit the parked car. It would still do some damage, but not quite as bad as if the other vehicle were moving, too.
I wonder if he survived the incident.
And, incidentally, this is why moronic kids should have parents that prevent them from getting licenses to drive cars.
Edit: Incidentally, I think that the other car was parked at the time. They were driving on the wrong side of the road in an effort to hit the kid, and when he fell out he hit the parked car. It would still do some damage, but not quite as bad as if the other vehicle were moving, too.
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That's the way it looks to me. There appears to be no one at the wheel, and there are no brake lights following the collision.Master of Ossus wrote:Edit: Incidentally, I think that the other car was parked at the time..
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Taking a closer look. It seems that when he looks back the car they hit is still infront of the same house. So I think you're right.Wicked Pilot wrote:That's the way it looks to me. There appears to be no one at the wheel, and there are no brake lights following the collision.Master of Ossus wrote:Edit: Incidentally, I think that the other car was parked at the time..
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You know, I am probably a bad person for being a sadistic bastard, but he deserved that.
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The fact these ass holes were going to film this too pisses me off. That they brought a camera so they could go and seriously fuck up someone and then I assume post it on the internet for "laughs" is disgusting. That jizz bag deserves it.
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He went to do something bad and got hit with karma.
He went to do something bad and got hit with karma.
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