
Do they normaly prepare their food by cooking it alive? And what they consider as food? Other sentient beings? Or is the occasion where Solo was ment to be cooked just an exception to the rule, because he was ment to be the main dish for their god?
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Saw them once when I was four. Curses to my good memory! Ewoks with ponies, dumb little kids getting sucked into ponds with forcefields at the surface keeping them in, parents in a wooden cage, a witch with a ring that could turn into a raven.... *tweak*watch the Ewok movies
Didn't they also drink a magic potion that made them invincible and bounce all around.. oh wait, that was the gummy bears.Lone_Prodigy wrote:Saw them once when I was four. Curses to my good memory! Ewoks with ponies, dumb little kids getting sucked into ponds with forcefields at the surface keeping them in, parents in a wooden cage, a witch with a ring that could turn into a raven.... *tweak*watch the Ewok movies
Thanks for bringing back all of that supressed trauma!
Gummybears didnt become invincible, humans did.Trytostaydead wrote:Didn't they also drink a magic potion that made them invincible and bounce all around.. oh wait, that was the gummy bears.Lone_Prodigy wrote:Saw them once when I was four. Curses to my good memory! Ewoks with ponies, dumb little kids getting sucked into ponds with forcefields at the surface keeping them in, parents in a wooden cage, a witch with a ring that could turn into a raven.... *tweak*watch the Ewok movies
Thanks for bringing back all of that supressed trauma!
Shit, now i have that damn theme song stuck in my head......damn gummy bears.......thx a lotTrytostaydead wrote:Didn't they also drink a magic potion that made them invincible and bounce all around.. oh wait, that was the gummy bears.Lone_Prodigy wrote:Saw them once when I was four. Curses to my good memory! Ewoks with ponies, dumb little kids getting sucked into ponds with forcefields at the surface keeping them in, parents in a wooden cage, a witch with a ring that could turn into a raven.... *tweak*watch the Ewok movies
Thanks for bringing back all of that supressed trauma!
Didn't you ever watch Space 1999? clearly the Death Star's explosion pushed Endor out of orbit and it drifted until it started orbiting Sol. That explains why the falling props..errr... rocks had 9.8 ms^2 acceleration. And the moon as we know it is really a big chunk of the Death Star that's been covered with dust over time.Glimmervoid wrote:But what happened to "in a galixy far far away" and endor was a moon.Robert Walper wrote:Wait a minute...maybe Endor was Earth!Executor32 wrote:If there's one thing I learned from the Ewok movies, it was that guinea pigs, llamas, and goats exist in the SW universe, and on Endor no less!
it should be noted that they had no trace of canines, or any huge, meat-shearing teeth, which would be the case if they were really carnivorous.avoidingthepo wrote:they probably had no intention of eating han and luke anyway. they probably would have normally sacrificed one of their own assuming that gods are above them and therefore eat them, but why sacrifice a lowly ewok when c3p0 could have these bigger meatier things they captured.
Wasn't that in the ANH novelization?Kurgan wrote:Don't forget ducks in TPM.Executor32 wrote:If there's one thing I learned from the Ewok movies, it was that guinea pigs, llamas, and goats exist in the SW universe, and on Endor no less!
A Jedi takes to the Force like a duck to water or some such. ;)