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Anyone watching them? Chris Rock has just spent 10 fucking minutes praising Farnheit 9/11.
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Yeah but he took a shot at Moore, too.
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We get it later tonight.
Is Rock doing as much of his racial stuff?
Is Rock doing as much of his racial stuff?
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Wait a minute, I'm pretty sure I've seen this routine. Is this the one where he talks about how blacks and whites are different?
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Re: The Academy Awards
That wasnt 10 min, more like 30-50 sec. He went longer dissing Bush and the ?Gap?fgalkin wrote:Anyone watching them? Chris Rock has just spent 10 fucking minutes praising Farnheit 9/11.
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Ok, his bit asking people at the Magic Johnson Theater which Oscar-nominated films they'd seen was funny .......
[img=right]http://www.tallguyz.com/imagelib/chmeesig.jpg[/img]My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but
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I liked Rock's bit about what would happen if an employee ran the Gap like Bush ran the country. The "They made six Police Academys, but they didn't want to make Passion of the Christ!" also made me laugh for some reason. Still, I liked Steve Martin better when he did the show two years ago.
As for the awards, I'm really not paying much attention, but I wanted Portman to win the Best Supporting Actress award, but just to see more of that dress she was wearing.
As for the awards, I'm really not paying much attention, but I wanted Portman to win the Best Supporting Actress award, but just to see more of that dress she was wearing.
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Cate Blanchett won Best Supporting Actress. Good for her.
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Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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... and you get her as a presenter.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I liked Rock's bit about what would happen if an employee ran the Gap like Bush ran the country. The "They made six Police Academys, but they didn't want to make Passion of the Christ!" also made me laugh for some reason. Still, I liked Steve Martin better when he did the show two years ago.
As for the awards, I'm really not paying much attention, but I wanted Portman to win the Best Supporting Actress award, but just to see more of that dress she was wearing.
[img=right]http://www.tallguyz.com/imagelib/chmeesig.jpg[/img]My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but
Mrs. Spade didn't raise any children dippy enough to
make guesses in front of a district attorney,
an assistant district attorney, and a stenographer.
Sam Spade, "The Maltese Falcon"
Operation Freedom Fry
Mrs. Spade didn't raise any children dippy enough to
make guesses in front of a district attorney,
an assistant district attorney, and a stenographer.
Sam Spade, "The Maltese Falcon"
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What was that music playing under that short clip about film restoration?
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"WAAHH! Hollywood has an anti-Christian bias!" - Fundies, tomorrow.JME2 wrote:And the Passion loses a third time, this time to Finding Neverland for Best Score. Fundie Hat-Trick!
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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But it was for "Best Documentary Short". That's barely above "Best Barely Visible Boom Mic".Chmee wrote:... and you get her as a presenter.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I liked Rock's bit about what would happen if an employee ran the Gap like Bush ran the country. The "They made six Police Academys, but they didn't want to make Passion of the Christ!" also made me laugh for some reason. Still, I liked Steve Martin better when he did the show two years ago.
As for the awards, I'm really not paying much attention, but I wanted Portman to win the Best Supporting Actress award, but just to see more of that dress she was wearing.
On a serious note, how many times has Beyonce sung tonight? I'm suprised they didn't bring her out to stand around while Yo-Yo Ma did that cello music for the tribute to the recently deceased in Hollywood.
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[img=right]http://www.tallguyz.com/imagelib/chmeesig.jpg[/img]My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but
Mrs. Spade didn't raise any children dippy enough to
make guesses in front of a district attorney,
an assistant district attorney, and a stenographer.
Sam Spade, "The Maltese Falcon"
Operation Freedom Fry
Mrs. Spade didn't raise any children dippy enough to
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Why is Chris Rock acting like such a pussy? When he hosted the MTV Video Music Awards, he was punishing and brutal, openly insulting many of the nominees in his opening act.
"Back Street Boys ... ooooh, scary. Who's on the front-street of that neighborhood? Big Bird?"
The guy's too good a comic to just have as the "funny colored fella" running around on-stage.
"Back Street Boys ... ooooh, scary. Who's on the front-street of that neighborhood? Big Bird?"
The guy's too good a comic to just have as the "funny colored fella" running around on-stage.
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They almost certainly have him on a short leash and there's probably a good 60 second time delay on the broadcast so they can censor him good.Durandal wrote:Why is Chris Rock acting like such a pussy? When he hosted the MTV Video Music Awards, he was punishing and brutal, openly insulting many of the nominees in his opening act.
That's what I don't understand. Why would they ask someone who's known to be brutal and offensive to host a show where he has to be nice? It does not make sense, unless they just want to be "hip" and say that they hired Chris Rock, and he's a black guy, and he's cool, and that makes the Oscars cool or some shit like that.
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I'd say it's to reach out to the teen markets. IIRC they don't watch the Academy Awards that much. If at all.aerius wrote:They almost certainly have him on a short leash and there's probably a good 60 second time delay on the broadcast so they can censor him good.Durandal wrote:Why is Chris Rock acting like such a pussy? When he hosted the MTV Video Music Awards, he was punishing and brutal, openly insulting many of the nominees in his opening act.
That's what I don't understand. Why would they ask someone who's known to be brutal and offensive to host a show where he has to be nice? It does not make sense, unless they just want to be "hip" and say that they hired Chris Rock, and he's a black guy, and he's cool, and that makes the Oscars cool or some shit like that.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Hell, they replaced Minnie Driver with Beyonce to sing one of the songs so they could get bigger draw.
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