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If you ever wondered what the Shep looked like....

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Wonder no more:

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I'm pretty sure I have his actual picture somewhere on my hard drive.


The one where he's facing off with EVA01. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. :P
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It's Shep, the wonder dolphin. Now with NUKEY NUKEY action!

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Shinova wrote:I'm pretty sure I have his actual picture somewhere on my hard drive.


The one where he's facing off with EVA01. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. :P
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Hahahaha awwww it's cute!
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One question though...How do you type with flippers?.....
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tumbletom wrote:One question though...How do you type with flippers?.....
He doesn't have to type: Obviously he uses a neural interface :wink:.
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I saw Shep post something about dolphin zoophilia. The article mentioned dolphins having prehensile cocks The male ones only, though. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD
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AnimeJet wrote:this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD
:shock:

Whiskey tango foxtrot, over.
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xBlackFlash wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD
:shock:

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Don't worry. I'll roffle your waffle as well. it kinda hurts the first time, but you get used to it.
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xBlackFlash wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:this roffled my waffle..

It's a shame dolphinsex.org is down XD
:shock:

Whiskey tango foxtrot, over.
Fortunately archive.org has a backup of the infamous dolphinsex site.
Behold!
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If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)
What the fuck?!? Prehensile penis??


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imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.
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xBlackFlash wrote:
If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)
What the fuck?!? Prehensile penis??


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YT300000 wrote:
xBlackFlash wrote:
If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)
What the fuck?!? Prehensile penis??


:kill: :D

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Darth_Zod wrote:imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.
Like hands-free masturbation. I could get myself off by making my penis rub itself against my body, leaving my hands free to do other more important things.
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aerius wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.
Like hands-free masturbation. I could get myself off by making my penis rub itself against my body, leaving my hands free to do other more important things.
Plus you could type with it.
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Only if you don't mind a messy keyboard ;)
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Darth_Zod wrote:imagine the sheer amount of uses for a prehensile penis. . .if only it was a trait humans could have.
Yeah i could own at all of my comp games....use the mouse and type at the same time....hmmmmm

I WANT ONE!!!111

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Vendetta wrote:Only if you don't mind a messy keyboard ;)
Phhbttt. They have condoms for sex, why not for typing?
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Prehensile penis.

It'd be like one step before full-out tentacle sex.
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Think of it as a prototype. First dolphins, then squid.
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