Ewok Assault! How did we miss this gem?

InnocentBystander · Post by **InnocentBystander** » 2005-04-15 02:23pm

Ewok Assault - A Warlords Official Expansion
Lucas Arts Press Release
Imaged Scaled down, of course.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-04-15 02:25pm

Off by fourteen days.

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This had better not be real.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-04-15 02:32pm

Read the press release. It's very obviously a spoof.

Funny, though. I love the expression on the Ewok's face.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2005-04-15 03:03pm

Just wait until they make Gungan Assault....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-04-15 05:59pm

EWOKS.

with...

SUPERLASERS.

Guess that explains the rather obviously somewhere-past-nuclear weapons effects on that ISD...

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2005-04-15 06:05pm

He's got to have left the models in there for the next beta. Please say he has...

Cabwi Desco · Post by **Cabwi Desco** » 2005-04-16 01:52am

how the hell do they breathe? i see a distinct lack od breathing apparati.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2005-04-16 02:57am

Cabwi Desco wrote:how the hell do they breathe? i see a distinct lack od breathing apparati.

It's common knowledge that Ewoks don't need to breath, have super-strength, natural cloaking abilites, and bodies capable of resisting both high-yield blaster fire AND sustained exposure to usually detrimental environmental conditions.

Hence why they can defeat Stormtroopers so easily.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-04-16 04:46am

Ewoks are clearly an elder race of the Galaxy Far, Far Away, and their cuddly appearance is really just a cover for their abilities. After all, if one can turn a couple of small stones into weapons that can defeat the GE's elite storm troopers, what could they do with real technology? I bet they're pissed after the Endor Holocaust too.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2005-04-16 05:36am

Nephtys wrote:Ewoks are clearly an elder race of the Galaxy Far, Far Away,

That's correct. On Earth, few members of Ewok race are known by peculiar names like Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth, and Shub-Niggurath.

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2005-04-16 12:40pm

Matt Huang wrote:
Cabwi Desco wrote:how the hell do they breathe? i see a distinct lack od breathing apparati.
It's common knowledge that Ewoks don't need to breath, have super-strength, natural cloaking abilites, and bodies capable of resisting both high-yield blaster fire AND sustained exposure to usually detrimental environmental conditions.

You missed the space flight abilities and the superlasers from the eyes...