Kevin Smith Speaks About ROTS *BIG SPOILERS*

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Kevin Smith Speaks About ROTS *BIG SPOILERS*

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http://viewaskew.com/news/sith/

SPOILER UP THE ASS!!!! Smith warns you in the article too.





"SITH" SPOILERS

You've been warned...

- "Revenge of the Sith" is, quite simply, fucking awesome. This is the "Star Wars" prequel the haters have been bitching for since "Menace" came out, and if they don't cop to that when they finally see it, they're lying. As dark as "Empire" was, this movie goes a thousand times darker - from the triggering of Order 66 (which has all the Shock Troopers turning on the Jedi Knights they've been fighting beside throughout the Clone Wars and gunning them down), to the jaw-dropping Anakin/Obi Wan fight on Mustafar (where - after cutting his legs and arm off, Ben leaves Skywalker burning alive on the shores of a lava river, with Anakin spitting venomous sentiments at his departing mentor), this flick is so satisfyingly tragic, you'll think you're watching "Othello" or "Hamlet".

I saw a gorgeous digitally projected version of the flick, and lemme tell ya': this is a beautiful looking film. The opening space battle sequence is the best in any of the six "Star Wars" movies. Grievous and Kenobi's lightsaber duel is bad-ass, with Grievous rocking four sabers. The Clone Wars end rather early in the flick (about the halfway point), leaving the rest of the film to concentrate on Anakin's turn to the Dark Side, and the resulting slaughter of the Jedi.

Perfect example of how dark shit gets: remember the Younglings - the kid Jedis in training from "Clones"? As a result of Order 66, when Anakin invades the Jedi Temple with an army of Clone Troopers, he enters the Council room to find a gaggle of said younglings hiding behind the seats. They see Anakin and emerge, asking "What should we do, Master Anakin?" The query's met with a stone-cold Anakin firing up his lightsaber. The next time you see the kids, Yoda's sifting through their corpses on the floor.

Yes, it's just that dark - and rightfully so. This is the birth of Darth Vader we're talking about. The only comic moments in the flick are given to R2D2, and while good, they're all pretty few and far between; the order of the day is dark, dark, dark.

Ian McDiarmid and Ewan McGregor steal the show, but Hayden Christensen silences any naysayers who wrote him off as too whiney in "Clones". This is the flick that feels closest to Episodes 4, 5, and 6, because - for the first time since "Return of the Jedi" - there is a clear villain. And for all the shadow-play Palpatine has been upto in the last two flicks, his treachery is about as subtle as John Williams' score in "Sith." Whether he's slowly drawing Anakin toward the Dark Side during an opera/performance art piece with his promise of the Sith's power of life over death, or he's engaged in a balls-to-the-wall lightsaber duel in the Senate with Yoda, his "Little, green friend" (his words, not mine - which I kinda dug, because, interestingly, I think it's the first time anyone's acknowledged that Yoda is green in any of the "Star Wars" flicks), this is the Emperor's movie.

The last fifteen minutes dovetail nicely into Episode 4 (or just plain "Star Wars" for you non-geeks), and the movie is full of link-up moments as well.

- At flick's end, Threepio and Artoo are given to Captain Antilles (with the caveat that the Protocol's memory be wiped).

- The twins, natch, are split up. Leia heads to Alderann with Bail Organa, and Obi Wan hands Luke over to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (indeed, the closing shot is Owen holding Luke while looking out over the setting suns of Tatooine - mimicking the shot of the adult Luke doing the same in "Star Wars", complete with callback cue from Williams).

- After he succumbs to the Dark Side, Anakin tries to convine Padme that he can overthrow Palpatine, and together, he and Padme can rule the galaxy as husband and wife.

- Vader and the Emperor stand beside a younger Grand Moff Tarkin on the bridge of a Star Destroyer, overlooking the earliest construction stage of the Death Star.

- Yoda telling Obi Wan that, as he heads to Tatooine to hand over Luke and go into exile, that he should spend his time learning to commune with those who've crossed over to the next stage of life, as Yoda maintains he's been doing with Qui Gon (and Ben will later do with both Luke and Yoda, in "Empire" and "Jedi").

- And, hands-down, the best link-up to "Star Wars" moment that I enjoyed the most: Bail Organa and Yoda stepping into the hallway of the Rebel Blockade Runner that opened "Star Wars". Unlike all the high-tech CGI wizardry of the rest of the prequel Trilogy, this is a low-tech looking set, right out of circa '77, and for some reason, it really captured my imagination. I mean, this is the same exact hallway in which we got our first look at Vader, oh so many years ago, and I appreciated the hell out of Mr. Lucas including it - because it really felt like a nod to the hardcores.

Look, this is a movie I was genetically predisposed to love. I remember being eight years old, and reading in "Starlog" that Darth Vader became the half-man/half-machine he was following a duel with Ben Kenobi that climaxed with Vader falling into molten lava. Now, twenty six years later, I finally got to see that long-promised battled - and it lived up to any expectation I still held. I was sad to see the flick end, but happy to know it's not the end of the "Star Wars" universe entirely (I've read stuff about a TV show...).

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Damn, damn, damn...I can hardly wait until May 19 now...to far away!
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Sounds good.

Will it top Empire, for me? I doubt it, since it was the combination of dark and story that got me in Empire. I felt for each of the heroes more then I ever felt for them in Star Wars, and honestly in this one, the only one I'm getting that vibe is Obi-Wan.

Still given the less then spectacular two prequels, at least it looks to be leaving with a bang.
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the only one I'm getting that vibe is Obi-Wan
No empathy for Yoda? ;__;
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Post by Bob the Gunslinger »

Ghost Rider wrote:Sounds good.
Yeah. Sounds a little too good.

>.>
<.<
>.>

It'll suck!

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::::: Draws lightsaber and glares at bob:::::


Don't fucking jinx it.....
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Post by Ghost Rider »

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Sounds good.
Yeah. Sounds a little too good.

>.>
<.<
>.>

It'll suck!

:P
Believe me, man. I wonder about that many times, even after spoiling myself rotten. Lucas has not engendered my hopes so much so :P
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Mother of all space battles...I'm happy now.
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Post by NeoGoomba »

Well, I now finally have hope for this movie. In all honesty, the only thing that was drawing me to the movie was the pure visual spectacle. But now it seems I can go ahead and not bring my mp3 player and pay attention to the plot.


Sure, I dont like most of Kevin Smith's stuff (okay, 99% of it). but his run on Daredevil makes me listen to him
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Post by 000 »

VT-16 wrote:
the only one I'm getting that vibe is Obi-Wan
No empathy for Yoda? ;__;
I probably feel the least empathy for Yoda.

I still say it's gonna be pretty bad, but hopefully not as unwatchable as AotC or TPM. At least it'll have some good effects.
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Post by Trytostaydead »

After seeing some footage, it's looking good I must say. But just cool action scenes thrown together a good movie it makes not.
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